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oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

Can you swap their heads ?

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

There is always hope

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

that one friend who cant stop getting nerfed