darb

living with gay people is a nightmare I just ladled some soup into a bowl with a little too much enthusiasm and my housemate called me "a drunk lunch lady" and "a tavern wench from hell"

You sigh, looking into your blue orbs in the mirror before throwing your messy hair into a bun and heading downstairs in your skinny jeans and converse. Your mom sits at the table smoking a forbidden plastic cigarette. "I've sold you for more money" she says. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. "Ello love" says the dangerous crow boy.

dan really said "fuck fascists" and "tboys for the win" and "I would lose the fans in the phivorce" and "you were my first boyfriend" and "this is my therapy homework" and "shout-out to the artists and the autists" and "we need to leave something for the yaoi" and phil said "maybe don't film YouTube videos with someone the day you meet" and "my coming out video was shorter" and "I'm too fun for you to leave me" and "you've got issues, I've got less" and "we were gay the whole time" and "don't follow our example" and "it's the shared trauma"

phork phound in phitchen

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

Omg they hit the phentagon