I want Ko to gun

okay. which of you motherfuckers taught my vile little homunculus how to put on eyeliner

it is fucking serving.

Ah yes, the ginger be-head house

midwife? don't say that. a wife could never be that.

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

girl youre not gonna believe this

my back hurts but i will persist in my noble quest to have the absolute worst posture around

i support your quest fellow soldier of the back owies

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

heard three people say "amen" in response

oooh rare leap year post, adds to the resale value