Funko Pops Can Scream And We Can’t Hear Them

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

What if everything gets better in 2016

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

bed gets a lot of love and recognition as a place of comfort but what about shower. everybody give it up for shower

warm. built-in white noise machine. you can be productive while rotting because it gets you a little cleaner even if you're just standing/sitting there. kind of a migraine therapy. perfect place to cry or jerk off or both. or just zone out watching water droplets bounce around and get like six new creative ideas. come out feeling like you've got a new lease on life. did I mention it's warm. shower you will always be famous to me

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid