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big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

i will never win the idgaf war because i gaf about everything. i am full of gafs to give. i am the gaffer

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

can we slime everyone that says butchfemme is heteronormative

Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess

You should be able to have zero dollars to your name and still have everything you need to survive, dependable housing, food, water, clothing, personal care necessities like soap and deodorant and toilet paper and period products, medicine and the prescriptions/healthcare you need to live comfortably… not everyone’s life should be focused on the accumulation of wealth, and yet society is structured around earning money being the only way to survive or do anything at all. Some humans are really good at earning money because it gives them purpose but that shouldn’t be how everyone has to live

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere