book nerd.

@elphiemcdork

librarian | lesbian | writer| reader| maker of yarn things | general nice human

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Love being brutally called out by the British Library

Oh my gosh I went here a few days ago do you guys want to see the whole sign

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youre insecure

dont know what for

Hi, @rainbowrowell. I just want to say I really appreciate this extremely obscure reference to Cabin Pressure in Wayward Son.

And if I’m wrong and this totally isn’t Cabin Pressure at all, then just know I appreciate you all the same.

It is extremely yes a Cabin Pressure reference.

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

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Happy Halloween!

Above: Carolyn Jones. Below: Anjelica Huston.

Morticia Addams

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blessed samhain! the veil is thin and so is my damn patience

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“I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence or fate or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something.” (insp)

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Happy birthday

To be fair, this is how I feel about my birthday too

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Kate McKinnon Answers Questions From Seth Meyers, Margot Robbie, Charlize Theron, and More (x)

WELP that's it game over I'm done. Nothing will ever be this gay ever again.

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

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Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

There’s more!

I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

This is just so pure.

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I am 3000% done with the basic fall bitch attitude; don’t you dare rag on me for enjoying myself.

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happy first day of fall!

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