Awake & Unafraid

our top scientists have discovered one good thing about the netherlands

what about your bottom scientists?

this has aged well

We’ve all had these days.

You are all following @myjetpack aren’t you?

All I can think of is “Courage the Cowardly Dog” and also how great of a metaphor this is for my own mental illnesses.

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

Waking up to being snuggled and kissed on your shoulder and neck that turns to slow, tender sex❤

wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times

Your landlord is a vampire, so he offers you a deal. You can pay your rent in money… or in blood.

This is just the oh no rent’s late how can I make it up to you porn trope but for goths.