I’m Feeling Pretty Good

person who always thinks something bad will happen no matter what: ok but what if something bad really happens

Mercury is the most charismatic substance in the universe. Like, there are a lot of things that historical scholars have been wrong about, but you usually understand why; flawed hypotheses, inadequate measuring tools, half-truths, secondary factors that muddy the results. But people across Eurasia saw that shit and just assumed it must be the key to immortality, despite a mercury tonic being literally the opposite of an immortality potion. And they kept trying it despite all obvious evidence. Taoists burned through emperors like lab rats. No other metal has this much rizz

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...

Item: Loud Teapot

i hope every cat that's ever lived knows i care about them

World's largest rubber band ball escapes containment in freak county fair accident. Experts on the scene say it was doing some "real Katamari ass shit" to the fairgrounds.