He’s so selfish. She’s generous enough to put food on the table but he cant give her some cake? All these men do is take take take

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

they call me the text ignorer for reasons I'll probably explain to you in a few days or so

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

i legiterately always feel like that person on reddit who posted "is it weird if i go on a walk like is everyone gonna be freaked out". i feel like that every minute of every day