they should be terrified of you

the famously non-political escapist fantasy metal gear solid, 

playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

Protip, if you make sure to decapitate Father Elijah, you can use his head as a carrying container to bring all of them. (His full body is too heavy.) It does kind of crash the Wasteland’s economy, though, since you’ve now got enough caps to buy literally anything you want, forever.