Elle

Coming back on here for the first time in MONTHS to share this before I dip out again peace ✌🏼

harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson

“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”

“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”

“Sir, why did Voldemort want to kill me?” “There was some stupid prophecy made that you would defeat him. I do not believe in prophecies. He did and now he’s dead. Learn something from that.”

“There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: earwax flavored beans. Which is earwax that’s lying about being toffee.”

everything that’s happened from january to july feels like that scene from spiderman: homecoming when peter’s stuck in the security containment in DC and he says “hey, how long we’ve been here” and karen replies, “37 minutes”

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

that was a classic that was a classic

It’s a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift

He’s trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someone’s basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.

I FOUND IT!!

this is 4000% accurate

That’s the bridge over the path from Elf (and possibly Enchanted??) and the irl version of the cemetery that Spider-Man is buried in in ITSV!

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

Extremely wholesome content.