Bipolar & Boobs

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

my parents always complain about how hot the dining room gets and when i tell them they should maybe replace the light fixture they get annoyed at me

energy drinks truly do nothing for me and don’t even taste good i just have issues and problems

Why would anyone trust a man I’m genuinely asking this we’re in 2026. Men have been lying since Thog

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

When a species becomes extinct humans have to figure out what kind of magic they were doing to keep the ecosystem from becoming out of balance

Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again

CHICACO DEEP DISH + 9 BEERS + HEAD