Elle

Damn solid museum joke.

Baba Yaga house with fishnets on the legs

“How bad is it, doc? Give it to me straight.” “I… I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

The balls on this guy

Anyway we need more of these people

To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never

The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing

A flaming sword doesn’t seem very useful against an army full of creatures impervious to fire. A celestial supersoaker filled with holy water seems like a better idea. Might lend some moral weight to their argument, you know. I’m just saying.

okay but will i be more scared of an angel with a flaming sword or a nerf water gun?

#GOOD OMENS #BRB LAUGHING FOREVER #OH MY GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE #I’M JUST PICTURING LIKE #HELL DECIDES TO COME BACK AFTER THEM FOR SOME REASON #CROWLEY GOES TO THE BRITISH EQUIVALENT OF WAL-MART AND COMES BACK WITH AN ENTIRE LAUNDRY BASKET OF WATER GUNS #HE AND AZIRAPHALE FILL THEM ALL UP AND DRY THEM THOROUGHLY #AND THEN CROWLEY STANDS THE HELL BACK WHILE AZIRAPHALE BLESSES THE WHOLE THING #OH MAN WHAT IF THEY HAD CELESTIAL WATER BALLOONS TOO #I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M JUST CRY-LAUGHING OVER THE IMAGE OF AZIRAPHALE BLESSING A LAUNDRY BASKET FULL OF WATER BALLOONS AND SUPER SOAKERS #I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE #ALSO I’M NOW PICTURING HASTUR RUNNING SHRIEKING FROM A HAIL OF WATER BALLOONS #OH MY GOD THANK YOU KEDREEVA THIS IS THE BEST THING (via @mad-madam-m )

THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING MY SITUATION that is EXACTLY what I have been PLAGUED with since I wrote this, can you even IMAGINE this idiots being so comically deadly PLEASE

I need to see the Heavenly Hosts, wreathed in haloes and holy light, marching across the cloudy battlefield armed with bright orange/green/purple super soakers to dramatic angelic choruses crescendoing in the background.

thank you for understanding where I’m coming from. That’s all I wanted.

This is some top shelf chaotic Pratchett Gaiman vibes and I’m all here for it