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sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

I am a beautiful woman and I deserve to eat two enormous pastries before 9 am

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see

1995-1996 Saturn SC2

without arts & crafts we are in hell

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged

I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

Can't mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way out of this one

Manwhore it is then

Ma'am, please. That's not me.

Malewife?