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Just got reminded that the very first flat I rented had this ugly Waterloo-esque red rug covering the whole floor of my bedroom, what’s worse is that the main light source was this massive chandelier on my ceiling

By Waterloo I mean the gay pub on Argyle Street (Glasgow), not the place in London

And by ‘getting reminded’ I mean I just came across this old poem I wrote in ‘24 about that time I walked from Argyle’s tube station trying to get to Saltspace, and it took me like two bloody hours

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

fluffye

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

sharks are smooth dogs

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Long ago before they went different ways an elven and a human child made a promise to marry another in a thousand years if they didn't find anyone else they love. Now a thousand years later the unmarried elf knows that humans can't life that long, but the lich still came to keep their promise.

Just got reminded that the very first flat I rented had this ugly Waterloo-esque red rug covering the whole floor of my bedroom, what’s worse is that the main light source was this massive chandelier on my ceiling

By Waterloo I mean the gay pub on Argyle Street (Glasgow), not the place in London

And by ‘getting reminded’ I mean I just came across this old poem I wrote in ‘24 about that time I walked from Argyle’s tube station trying to get to Saltspace, and it took me like two bloody hours

Just got reminded that the very first flat I rented had this ugly Waterloo-esque red rug covering the whole floor of my bedroom, what’s worse is that the main light source was this massive chandelier on my ceiling

By Waterloo I mean the gay pub on Argyle Street (Glasgow), not the place in London

I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

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