If this next espresso shot tastes bad too I'm killing myself

if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun

if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun

imagine a baby elephant chasing you through the jungle firing bullets at you out of its trunk that it sucked up earlier out of an AR-15 it mauled

lesbian sleepover porn movie pillow fight scene but it has the same fight choreography as a john wick movie

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

Kinda in the mood to be carnally desired and intimately known

it's 4:14 which means it's about to be 9 pm if i'm not careful