Junkie Church

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

Let’s see that burn in slow motion!

they say the human body is 70% water. youll be 100% water by the time im done with you.

Wh….. what are you going to do to me…..

He was the best

The purest man, we need more like him

What if Ghosts try to kill you only because they want you as a friend? You ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.

If you win an argument with someone in a dream, you really only outsmarted yourself.

If my dad was the invisible man, but transitioned to the invisible woman, would she be my transparent trans-parent?

The University of Oxford is over 300 years older than the Aztec Empire, which I find mind boggling.

Someone born in 1871 could conceivably have witnessed the gunfight at the OK Corral, the attack on Pearl Harbor, the assassination of JFK, and the moon landing.