Unfufilled Aspirations

“if i were you-” you’d collapse and burst into flames if you were me.

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

(staring down at a litter of puppies) i want the dark haunted one, with a tragic past that is shrouded in mystery

I want everyone to have universal basic income please

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

taking a break from my mental health to focus on watching a tv show