elf-archaeology

There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"

At 30k I'm shutting this post down, I can't take this anymore

[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker

Cuntula

Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast

if anyone needs me i'll be frothing at the mouth thinking about the origin of language and interspecies communication. happy wednesday.

official linguistics post

thanks, I hate this

Love ships where its like some guy with autism and his special interest is his wife

I love Christianity

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

Everything is a surprise when you don't pay attention