For the typical “gamer,” there is nothing unusual about spending upwards of 10 hours a year “gaming”

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone