Girl from Valinor

Who are you supporting and following to Middle Earth?

(No Finarfin-ing out allowed! You either go with one of these or you don't go!)

CELEBRIMBOR PROPAGANDA:

Curufin’s special little son!

Have you seen his Shadow of Mordor elven model. He’s SO cute.

Dwarf friend like his dad <3 I’m sure he and Narvi were getting it on…

He made the three rings. I mean. Even Sauron thought he was hot let’s be honest. So hot he got Celebrimbannered. Unfortunate

His story is literally such a tragedy and if you think that’s hot he is The guy ever

Tyelpërinquar is such a cute name also

Disowned his dad. He doesn’t deal with toxicity. Fuck yeah Brimbor

A craftsman so great he was second only to Fëanor himself. Sorry Curufin.

Established Eregion.

Got tortured to death. Very hot.

He had so many different backstories there was one where he was from Gondolin. Also another one where he was a Teler I think? Or a Sinda, I don't remember. And then Tolkien wanted him to be related to F￫anor so he had no choice but to make Celebrimbor Curufin's son

Arm thick from smithing...

He is just so sad and wet and filled with immense trauma. Did I mention he disowned his dad. Actually Celebrimbor could've very well met Curufin again in Doriath, because the survivors of Nargothrond went to Doriath, so maybe Celebrimbor as also permitted to enter... and then the kinslaying >:)

Not racist <3

FINGOLFIN PROPAGANDA (art by @starshadeemilyart):

FINGOLFIN HAS DEFEATED MORGOTH! Now will he kick his great nephew's ass

Strongest, most steadfast, and most valient of the sons of Finw￫

Entire line of children (except aredhel RIP queen. And argon but he didn’t exist) were high kings. Good for him

Also invented High King of the Noldor (in Beleriand)

Led the elves through the Helcaraxë go king!

Both his weapon AND his horse was named

Held no grudges even after Fëanor threatened him TWICE.

Actually smart. Wanted to launch an assault on Morgoth while the peace lasted. Alas nobody listened to him

Had the balls to duel Morgoth himself and even stabbed him seven whole times and gave Morgoth a permanent limp

Did I mention those wounds Fingolfin gave him never heared. Can you say that about anyone else?

His dead body was rescued by Thorondor. He is so special

He was once Golfin son of Gelmir 🥺

Also hosted a giant party in Beleriand. He knows when to have fun

Fingolfin propaganda (art by @starshadeemilyart):

THE ICONIC BATTLE COMES AGAIN! Can Fingolfin defeat Morgoth this time?! Maybe he’ll stab Morgoth in his other foot.

Strongest, most steadfast, and most valient of the sons of Finwë

Entire line of children (except aredhel RIP queen. And argon but he didn’t exist) were high kings. Good for him

Led the elves through the Helcaraxë go king!

Both his weapon AND his horse was named

Held no grudges even after Fëanor threatened him TWICE.

Actually smart. Wanted to launch an assault on Morgoth while the peace lasted. Alas nobody listened to him

Had the balls to duel Morgoth himself and even stabbed him seven whole times and gave Morgoth a permanent limp

His dead body was rescued by Thorondor. He is so special

He was once Golfin son of Gelmir 🥺

Morgoth propaganda:

Most powerful being in Arda at some point. Perhaps he was the most sexy too. We never know

"He who arises in might" ;)

The original hater. Father of all haters

Killed the two trees (not sure what to say here but it was cool and sexy of him)

Crashes parties as a hobby hell yeah

He made all the dragons! If you like Glaurung or Ancalagon or Smaug you have to thank him

Wears an impressive and sexy crown with the silmarils

But also he is so so pathetic like. Come on. If you like pathetic guys then he is patheticness supreme

Destroyed almost all elven strongholds

Murdered both Finwë AND Fingolfin

Singing skills so memorable that he created discord in Eru's music

His whole decent upon Arda is the definition of swag

Had Sauron shaking in his boots after the Lúthien incident

And then wears a cute collar made of his own crown. Very hot

The original seducer! Men were most similar in form to him!

He was So sexy that the Númenoreans built a statue of him. I bet he was naked and had his cock and balls out too

Also since he has no bound fána until later he could be as hot as you desire him to be