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i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

World Heritage Post

Christian Francis Roth, “Pencil Shavings,” Fall 1990. Vest and skirt in wool gabardine with wool jersey top. Pencil bag in leather and nubuck by Carey Adina. Photo by Nathaniel Kramer for New York Magazine (source).

im a shy guy main in mario party 95% of the time but I do love monty mole. love how he smacks his tummy when good things happen

i wish we were all little cells making cell noises like lalalalaalaalee lala

um I'm pretty sure cells don't make sounds or noises

cells are crying and whimpering every day

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades