Slumbering Deep Within the Cosmos

Actually I’m socially isolating at home in r'lyeh and you should too

If Cthulhu is supposed to be so incomprehensible, why do some people draw him as a lil bitch with a tentacle beard and a big ass forehead ??? I can comprehend that, and its stupid

how would we go about drawing a truely horrible, incomprehensible ancient sea monster-demon-god?

Banish Shub-niggurath by convincing her that humanity is a terrible influence on her thousand young. 

The ritual to summon Gurathnaka is just a bunch of reassurances that while it might not be as popular as Cthuhlu or Nyarlathotep or all those other “cool” great old ones, the cultists still think it’s neat and want to invite it to their birthday party.

Save time creating enemies for your eldritch horror game and simply say everything is a indescribable mass. 

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please do not raise old gods, new gods, borrowed gods, or blue gods

It’s your wedding day honey you raise whatever the hell you want.

🎵🎶It’s my wedding and I’ll summon if I want to, summon if I want to🎶🎵

I like to imagine it would upset H.P. Lovecraft very much to hear people casually say something like, “Hmm, Yog-Sothoth? Sounds hot. Sounds fuckable.”

i love lovecraftian horror, but not lovecraft the author. aside from being a massive racist, literally everyone who handles his mythos in games and stories have done so far better than he ever could, and his mediocre writings and stories were given far more credit simply from from piggy backing on his ideas, when really the only thing he shouldve been praised for was laying down the bare-bones minimum concept for everyone else to work with who did it 100x better. its a pretty funny phenomenon. anyway im glad hes dead

this year, don’t be afraid to be yourself. grow fangs!!! unfurl your wings!!!! vaporize unsuspecting mortal souls with your eldritch presence!!!!! stand on the rooftop and shriek at the heavens until god himself comes down to tell you to stop!!!!!!!!!!!