Beyond the Black Stump

but if we were gonna lean into the goofy side of mass effect we should have had a thing in the citadel dlc where all translators get disconnected for comedy reasons. all the humans suddenly have much more pronounced accents or even flat out other languages. kaidan speaks tagalog just to annoy others who havent bothered to learn anything other than english in the 22nd century. tali can actually speak other alien languages because quarians rarely have fully properly translated VIs courtesy of the galaxy sucking. krogans sound twice as intimidating and wrex enjoys it. turians sound like somewhere between a cat and a bird clicking and squawking and everyone laughs about it. asari inexplicably sound a thousand times more beautiful but also none of them can speak a single word in another language except liara t'soni nerd extraordinaire but she's only fluent in mandarin considering it's the most populous language on earth. the whole incident lasts five minutes but it's enough to be the sole conversation topic during the party afterwards

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

i love tuvok because the emh is like FIRST OF ALL mind melding with seven of nine is not medicine and SECOND OF ALL you both could die and THIRD OF ALL i will terminate this whole thing at the first sign of trouble so watch out and tuvok is like fuck you i don't care and no you won't goodbye. king of saving his friends at the risk of his own life

with time to think about it this is actually very fun to think about in parallel to Seven's line in the next episode, "it is in my nature to comply with the collective." Because ugh..... how to say it. It's not like that with Vulcans per se. It is in their natures to comply with the dictates of logic. But for those Vulcans we know who are placed in positions of community, they find it logical to support the community, and without an attachment to their own lives are willing to give them up to support the other pieces if there is a high enough chance of success. It is in my nature to comply with the collective; it is in my nature for to ensure the collective survives......

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

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