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corrya

I think about this like once a day

vaspider

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

what-even-is-thiss

People can have such specific allergies. I met someone once who’s allergic to raw tomatoes

what-even-is-thiss

lanimaluu

aceduooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You ever think Zack had to get the cone of shame?

sapphirothcrescent

Yes, when he got fixed.

quantumstonegarden

I DIED. what the freakkkkk 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i'm gonna collapse that was so unexpected

sapphirothcrescent

Gotta be a responsible owner and spay/neuter your pets. >:3

quantumstonegarden

you killed me

sapphirothcrescent

I have a phoenix down!

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cooltrainererika

New Minus Zero trailer and hello?!?! HELLO?! WHAT DID NODA DO?????

stephanisoejono

happy new year -------------_--------------------

calamity-aims

altocat

You only use examples from the compilation. Shows what you know.

You're right. I do. Because...

syntheticdesign02

Alto how dare you *checks notes* use canon to interpret canon.

sapphirothcrescent

Genesis: Any room can br a rage room if you put me in it.

scourge-lover

Reading a lot of Stephen King lately. Rage, The Long Walk, now the Shining.

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what-even-is-thiss

When I was a teenager I had a phase where I called soccer football because the rest of the world called it that but eventually my dad told me “You know, there’s a point where acting smart doesn’t make you smart and just makes you annoying. Refusing to use the word that everyone else around you uses doesn’t make you smarter than them.”

So anyways I call it soccer now.

sofsseven

Ever Crisis, Miss Cloud

(never did I spend so many crystals so fast)

notahorseindisguise

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

mysticorset

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

notahorseindisguise

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

hiveswap

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

midnight-revolucion

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

notahorseindisguise

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

marlinspirkhall

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

lovelessed

genesis w a dumbapple apple (gackt heavily referenced)

sapphirothcrescent

Zack: You can eat anything off the ground. It might not be edible but you can TRY.

Angeal: Zack nO

goudaloaf

I feel like Zack would also accidentally buy drugs from strangers. Not sure how someone "accidentally" buys drugs, but I'm sure Zack is one person it could happen to.

sapphirothcrescent

He legit thought he was buying grass from someone. Not "grass"

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parkchanwoohoo

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

godisafujoshi

Then they spit roast me

parkchanwoohoo

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

8syntheticanimal8

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

tigirl-and-co

so it turns out ive been getting the british reality show 'Love Island' confused with the american 1978 fantasy series 'Fantasy Island' for years now and thought people were just having another Columbo moment

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