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He punched a giant robot in the face with his bare fist, on a rickety bridge, to save his sister. He was willing to punch a giant dream demon causing the apocalypse to save his town. He went into the core of a cult to try and get Fiddlefords memory back. Twas insane.

But he is also a teen, don't forget that. He will do teen things like lie, very occasionally when he thinks he has a plan to get out of it or thinks it wont hurt anyone. (Lying about trick or treating with Mabel to join a teen party because he thinks he can make it discreetly.)

Or make goofy ass jokes, cool one liners because he thinks its cool, he uses big words because he thinks it makes him look smart, he listens to a rip off of ABBA called BABBA and keeps it a secret because he has just the smallest issue about his masculinity.

He also is very paranoid when it comes to the supernatural, and very sarcastic when it comes to things he doesn't like. (Like Pacifica, lock in.)

Uhhh this is honestly what I can observe, do I also suggest watching a compilation of like "Dipper once said" to get a grasp on his character. Maybe a wiki page, who knows.

He punched a giant robot in the face with his bare fist, on a rickety bridge, to save his sister. He was willing to punch a giant dream demon causing the apocalypse to save his town. He went into the core of a cult to try and get Fiddlefords memory back. Twas insane.

But he is also a teen, don't forget that. He will do teen things like lie, very occasionally when he thinks he has a plan to get out of it or thinks it wont hurt anyone. (Lying about trick or treating with Mabel to join a teen party because he thinks he can make it discreetly.)

Or make goofy ass jokes, cool one liners because he thinks its cool, he uses big words because he thinks it makes him look smart, he listens to a rip off of ABBA called BABBA and keeps it a secret because he has just the smallest issue about his masculinity.

He also is very paranoid when it comes to the supernatural, and very sarcastic when it comes to things he doesn't like. (Like Pacifica, lock in.)

Uhhh this is honestly what I can observe, do I also suggest watching a compilation of like "Dipper once said" to get a grasp on his character. Maybe a wiki page, who knows.

Meh, sounds boring! Boring, boring! You're not a very good Jester. No fun, no fun!

What if... We play KNIFE GAME? That's fun!!

- @impatient-aqua

*- Out of seemingly thin air, Aqua materializes a knife and throws it in "Mike's" direction. -*

WOAH WOAH WOAH! NOPE! SCARY CHILD! NONONO-

Ref⬇️

BEAUTIFUL/genderless FUCKIN EYES!

BEAUTIFUL/genderless FUCKIN EYES!

You're being used up, I can see it in each second that passes, you aren't someone who I need to know everything about, I know enough to say this. You are caught in a trap of your own making.

I AINT CAUGHT IN ANYTHING! I am PERFECTLY—

[ * "Mike" is forced to stop talking due to a... sudden coughing fit into his arm. It sounds like coughing up phlegm, or maybe just coughing his throat raw. ]

[ * Once he's done, he looks up at you... he seems like he's shaking, maybe it's just for a moment. ]

[*They decide to knock on the door to make sure you are alright*]

🎶Hey boss are you alright?🎶

Come in pal! Im aye okay!

[ * Then down to the black stain on his sleeve. ]

[ * Then he lies. Easily. To your face. Directly. ]

[*its really hard to tell what expression Milo's making with the hood concealing most of their features*]

[*but its evident in their voice that they are more concerned than upset at being just lied to*]

🎶 Forgetting to iron a shirt doesn't cause a black stain boss🎶

[*while speaking Milo is looking you over*]

🎶jeez its even smeared a little on your face🎶

[ * "Mike" suddenly BURSTS into a bit of rage, but he collects himself and brushes himself before anything can go bad. ]

I assure you, pal. Its fine. I don't need you to baby me or my shirt. Its just a little stain, I can deal with it on my own.

[ * "Mike" rolls up his sleeves and wipes his mouth off with his palm. It only seems to reveal more black though... almost like hes wiping away makeup. ]

🎶I wasn't trying to baby you none. I was just trying to be helpful🎶

[*Milo notices how after Mike wipes his face it reveals more black rather than the white thats surly supposed to be underneath*]

🎶something is wrong🎶

[*turning their attention back to the conversation*]

🎶Nothing too important I was wondering if my hat or notebook have been found but I'm not really worried about that anymore🎶

🎶I know you said you're fine but there's more black stuff on your face than there was before and that cough you had sounded really bad🎶

I'M FINE OKAY!?

If I was sick I'd TELL you, if i found your notebook ID TELL YOU!

Do you not have FAITH in me!?

Are you saying I'm unreliable!? Huh? Are you saying I'm untrustworthy?!

LOOK I was coughing because I choked on my saliva, is that what you want to hear? Or do you want to hear that I'm coming down with something horrible so you can PRETEND to care?! Huh!? Huh!?

[ * For a moment he sounded like he did before, a rambling conspiracy theorist thinking faster than his words can handle. ]

[ * Then he... calms down. And clears his throat. ]

🎶I'll figure out who is running the search later I want to address the things you have just said to me first though🎶

[*Milo takes another deep breath seeming to gather their words and courage*]

🎶what I'm about to say Isn't an accusation it is simply what I have observed.🎶

🎶the way you were coughing before sounded like you were coughing up phlegm not like coughing up some spit. Believe it or not I do know the difference.🎶

🎶combining that with the fact that that black stuff didn't smear or wipe away but rather appeared as if there was more after you wiped your face🎶

[*Milo hangs their head low taking another deep breath seeming to gather more courage before slowly pulling down their hood to reveal their jagged and broken ears in hopes of showing some vulnerability and trust*]

[*as well as so Mike can see Milo's face more clearly so that he can see that Milo is being genuine about what they're about to say next*]

[*They bring their arms down into a self soothing hug*]

🎶It is important to me that you know that I do have faith in you, I do trust you, and I know that you are reliable because you have proven it a hundred times over🎶