elby's back

you know I think NoFap is in a way still masturbation; an attempted focus of energy into the self

pls over where I am it’s lauded as traditional medicine

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

I found it!! The original post!!

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

A more pithy way to say it is that these are people who think that all of American policy ought to be based on "judeo-christian values" but they think Quentin Tarantino is an authority on those values and the Pope is not.

can I reblog this a million times

I saw some random spanish instagram talking about the "trad wife" trend by saying: "we do not need to copy a 1950's anesthetic because we already have millennias of catholic tradition to copy from." Hahshahhdha burn

"tehom calls to tehom" (ps 42:7); my formlessness calls to yours. this is the first feeling in the old testament, that of love, of religion, of hole on hole longing for you

In your charity, could you please pray for me? I've not been able to get up. For me to miss out on two Communions with our Lord is very out of character for me

I’m not sure who will see this but to whoever does, can you please pray for my soul? Ever since losing a loved one a while ago I’ve fallen so deeply into a sinful lifestyle and it’s weighing heavily on my soul. I want to return to Christ and to His commandments. I need any help I can get.

Folks forget how common a trope it was in movies from the 70s and 80s that the teenage boy would have a stack of racy or explicit magazines under his bed, or for teenage girls to swoon over the muscular lifeguard climbing or if the pool/ ocean. The awkwardness of "The Talk" in 90s media came up all the time and generally was a call from the parent for the teenager to be careful, rather than it being treated as SINFULL. Teenage sexuality was treated as funny because it was embarrassing for kids to get caught or be taught about it, but it wasn't this taboo subject that masses of people would jump to calling pedophilia.

do it grieving

in grievy gloom, the bible leads a calf into a valley. rocky, cavernous. the bible caresses her temple, lowers its gaze to hers. then it fractures her neck. this is not an offering, nor is it a ritual. it's not nothing though. you're the calf, in these verses, i think. i'm trying to tell you that god's touch is on you and i know it hurts