Andrewposting

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

@elbitchhorror

you criticize her, but before taylor swift had her private jet she used to ride a horse everywhere and when she reached her destination one of her personal assistants would shoot the horse point blank in the head. she did this hundreds of times, if not thousands

Why did you have to draw in the O and P

to distract everyone from the W

hey babe whats that sound. yeah, that- that music. oh, its your villain theme? you didnt have a villain theme last time we met. it sounds really cool. aw, youre welcome. can you teach me how to get a villain theme? … unspeakable horrors? yeah, sounds like a date.

Telling people they need to go touch pubes instead of grass

don't EVER let a bitch tell you rabbits are rodents. they're legumes

you see me on the front lawn in a short skirt and pom poms whooping and hollering and performing a complex cheer routine—the whole time staring straight up at the night sky. several quadrillion miles away, a black hole starts sucking in stars just a little bit faster

always some kind of fucking temperature