My current pet peeve is people parking in ways that block access to something. I just want everyone to stop blocking the sidewalks and to park on one side of the driveway. And if you do need to park oddly for a reason, go fix it as soon as you can.
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My current pet peeve is people parking in ways that block access to something. I just want everyone to stop blocking the sidewalks and to park on one side of the driveway. And if you do need to park oddly for a reason, go fix it as soon as you can.

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A/N: Just a little domestic Densi family dialogue drabble.
***
*The Deeks family are walking on the pier, close to dusk*
Deeks, pushing the sleeping twins in a stroller: So, Rosalie what are you planning for this summer?
Rosa, shrugging: Iâm going to pick up a few more hours at work. I also need to test out of a couple classes and Iâm debating getting a couple core classes out of the way.
Kensi, teasing: Oh, is that all? *then more seriously* Please donât burn yourself out. Youâve worked so hard this whole year. You deserve a break.
Rosa: Donât worry, mom. In comparison to fall and spring semesters, Iâll be getting done with classes so early. Iâll have so much time to relax.
Deeks: Man, I remember when I had that much energy. Or at least could drink enough caffeine to feel like I had energy. *he pulls Rosa into a one-armed hug* Weâre proud of you, Rose.
Rosa, smiling: Thank you.
Kensi: And maybe you can find time to squeeze in a vacation with us.
Rosa: I probably have a week or two free. *she smiles a little slyly* I think Steven wouldnât mind coming along too.
Deeks, chuckling: At this point, we just assume heâs a permanent plus one.
A/N: Expect lots of Kensi and Deeks flirting with this story, just enough plot to keep things rolling, and as much surfing as my limited knowledge can provide. I hope you enjoy it!
***
On a Waveâs Edge, Part 3
Surprisingly, Kensi endured very little teasing on the way back to the mission. They were all too busy discussing how their original plan for Meyers would need to change. From Kensiâs point of view, the surfing lesson gave her a much better excuse to meet Meyers and let him win her over than their original plan.
By the time they arrived back in OPS, theyâd settled on a basic plan, but Callen and Sam wanted thoroughly vet Deeks before sending her back in.
In the past, sheâd worked with less trustworthy people under significantly worse conditions, so she wasnât all that worried Deeks would raise any flags.
âOk, whatâs this guyâs name?â Eric asked when they made it upstairs.
âMarty Deeks.â
âLetâs see if heâs as uninvolved in Branstonâs schemes as he claimed,â Callen commented.
âHe seemed pretty honest to me,â Kensi said without thinking. She regretted it immediately, especially when Callen and Sam turned to her with twin knowing looks.
âOh, is that a note of admiration I hear in your voice?â Callen asked.
Kensi groaned internally; sometimes it really sucked to work with people who knew her so well.
âNo, just my professional opinion. He didnât try to hide anything from me and even thought of things that would help. But he was also wary enough that he didnât appear overly eager to get on my good side.
âDidnât hurt that he was flirting the whole time,â Sam observed.
âOk, Martin A. Deeks,â Eric said, drawing everyoneâs attention to the big screen. Martin Deeks, better known as just Deeks, is the sole owner of The Perfect Wave surf shop and has been since 2008. Oh, interesting.â
âWhat?â
âHe has a law degree, but it looks like he left the profession after a brief stint with the district attorneyâs office. His recordâs clean.â
âHeâs cute,â Nell said, then added, âAnd his business has 4.8 stars on Google Reviews.â
âAny ideas why he quit law so fast?â Sam asked. âTakes a lot of commitment to get through law school and pass the bar.â
âNot really.â Nell squinted as she typed and sorted through search results. âHe had a couple of verbal reprimands from judges while presenting cases, but those didnât lead anywhere. It looks like he struggled with defending some criminal defendants who were accused of pretty awful crimes and reported a few dirty cops to LAPD. So, Iâm guessing that didnât make him super popular.â Looking up, Nell swiveled her chair around.
âAny unusual contact with Meyers? Or unexplained windfalls?â
âHe sent text messages to one of Meyers cells. Both asking for confirmation of lesson times. Meyers did not reply,â Eric summed up. âWhich is very rude.â He opened up a page of financial information. âBusiness has been steady and good. I donât see any usually large payments or debts.â
âOh look, he hosts monthly surfing sessions for vets and other vulnerable groups,â Nell added suddenly, her voice softening as she tilted her head. A few pictures from a public Facebook page populated on the screen.
Kensiâs squeezed with something dangerously close to affection at the images of Deeks grinning in obvious delight as he helped a child stand atop a board. She gave herself a mental shake; this was ridiculous. Sheâd only met Marty Deeks a few hours ago. She shouldnât feel anything for him.
âHe sounds like a real boy scout,â Sam commented dryly, drawing Kensiâs attention back to the conversation. âAlright, it sounds like youâre safe to bring him into the operation.â
âHope you stocked up on sunscreen,â Callen added, winking at her.
***
Kensi arrived at The Perfect Wave early the day before her scheduled lesson. Eric had handled all of the phone calls with Deeks, which Kensi both appreciated and regretted.
When she walked in, the shop was completely empty other than Deeks, who sat up front with what appeared to be a monthâs worth of receipts.
âHey, Special Agent Kensi Blye,â he greeted her, his smile genuine and open despite the hour and what she had to imagine was a great inconvenience.
âGood morning. Thank you again for doing this.â
âItâs for a good cause.â
âIs your employee around?â Kensi asked, looking around as if the kid she saw yesterday might pop out of one of the few aisles.
âJake? Yeah, I asked him to come in late today,â he explained. âI figured you wouldnât want him to overhear anything confidential.â
âThat was really thoughtful of you. Are you sure you werenât a police officer in another life?â Kensi said jokingly.
âIâm sure you know I was a lawyer. Confidentially is kind of a big deal.â He said it with a vaguely sardonic tone and she didnât know if it was aimed at her or himself.
âWell, that makes my job a lot easier. Just to cover all of our bases, you obviously canât tell anyone about this. I donât anticipate this to be a dangerous operation, but by working with NCIS you may be put into dangerous or comprising circumstances,â Kensi rattled off. âDo you have any questions?â
Deeks inclined his head and pulled a face. âAs a former lawyer, I definitely shouldnât agree to such vague terms.â He made a show of mulling it over, then rolled his eyes. âI already said Iâd help. Iâm not backing out now.â
âGood. Oh, um, and my alias is Melissa Warren.â
âSweet! Iâve always wanted to be a spy.â
âYouâre not getting an alias,â Kensi reminded him, even though she figures he was joking.
âAnd you just killed my dreams,â he sighed, pausing a beat and made Director eye contact. It was a little disconcerting and definitely overwhelming. âI agree to all your terms and conditions, Melissa.â
âThatâs going to get old fast,â she muttered. âOk, what are doing today?â
âFirst, you get to pick out a surfboard, wetsuit, and accessories and then youâre gonna get a surfing crash course.â He held up a hand as if expecting an objection. âJust for my peace of mind.â
âThinks pretty highly of himself,â Sam observed. Kensi managed not to flinch at the sudden intrusion over comms. Nell was supposed to be monitoring, but she hadnât known anyone else jumped on too.
âIâve had a couple lessons,â Kensi said, neglecting to mention theyâd been from Eric and sheâd gotten frustrated after the third time sheâd fallen. Or that sheâd asked Eric for a refresher on boards last night.
âGood. Then this should be simple.â He stood up, setting the receipts to the side. Once again, he was wearing a blue t-shirt, though this one was a darker shade and he paired it with an equally tight pair of jeans.
Kensi followed the broad line of his shoulders down to his waist, where the hem of his shirt had ridden up, revealing a small strip of his lower back. Her cheeks flushed at the tanned skin and she had the sudden, ridiculous urge to touch it.
Deeks turned around before she could act on her absurd impulse, his smile turning to one of mild concern. He quirked an eyebrow at her. âAre you ok? You look a littleâŚoff.â
âIâm fine,â Kensi lied. âBut you could invest in better air conditioning. Itâs a little warm in here.â
âUh-huh. Iâll bring it up to management.â He gestured across the room to a wall entirely lined with different surfboards. âLetâs find something that says âmy name is Melissa and Iâm definitely not a secret agentâ.â
Kensi followed after him, licking her dry lips. Suddenly, this plan didnât seem like such a great idea.
A/N: The twins donât follow anyoneâs schedule.
***
Caleb, loudly whispering: Daddy. Daddy! Daddy, itâs time to get up!
Deeks, groaning: I donât know what time it is, but it definitely is not.
Sophia, whispering just as loudly: Whatâs he doinâ?
Caleb: Sleeping! Shh, donât wake mommy up.
Sophia, clambering up on the bed: Daddy, itâs morning time. Weâre hungry. Câmon letâs eat pancakes and bueberries.
Deeks, lifting his head: Kids, I love you, but you gotta go back to bed. Itâs not even light out.
Sophia, jumping off the bed to open the curtain: No, see the sun is up. Itâs morning, daddy. You needa make beakfast.
Caleb, pulling at Deeksâ face: Why you so sleepy?
Kensi, still half-asleep: Whatâs going on? *Sophia jumps on her back* Agh!
Sophia: Mommy, you waked up! Now everybody eat beakfast.
A/N: A little peek into Deeksâ last class before summer break with some of his students.
***
Class is Dismissed
âExcellent argument, both of you, but Iâm gonna side with Lizzy today. Better luck next time, Josh. Ericka and Carmen, youâre up next,â Deeks announced, reading off of the two slips of paper heâd pulled from a bucket on his desk. He leaned against the edge of the desk, facing the forty or so students in his Intro to Law class.
For their last session of the semester, heâd set up a mock trial experience. Each random pairing of âlawyersâ had to defend a ridiculous argument, using the laws and strategies theyâd learned throughout the semester.
Before Deeks could read out the next argument, a student raised her hand?
âYes, Selena?â
âProfessor Deeks, can I follow you on Instagram? You know, since this is our last day together?â she asked shyly.
âFirst of all, Iâm still not a professor. Secondly, if I had an Instagram account, none of you would know about it.â
âOk, what about Facebook?â
âAbsolutely not.â
âWe could meet up for weekly bagels and coffee,â a tall, red-haired boy suggested.
âThey just opened a Dutch Bros. down the street,â another student with short brown hair said.
âSweet! You better bring your mini van, Professor.â
âMarcus, as wonderful as that sounds, youâll have to fund your own coffee habits for the summer,â Deeks told him not unkindly. Marcus had suggested everything from weekly catered breakfasts to skipping the midterm for a group trip to Hawaii.
âBut arenât you gonna miss us? Weâre your favorite class,â Marcus insisted.
âYouâre definitely my most entertaining class. Iâm pretty sure my own children will help heal my heartbreak,â Deeks responded, unable to contain a chuckle as Marcus faked distress and several of his classmates teased him.
âI bet Rosa could convince you.â
âOh no, you are not using my own daughter against me,â Deeks said, shaking his head before that idea gained any traction.
âYou can bring your wife and the twins,â Selena offered kindly.
âOh my god, theyâre so cute!â
âNot happening.â
âWhat if we babysit in exchange. A little quid pro quo,â Ericka suggested.
Deeks pinched the bridge of his nose and held up a hand. âOk, letâs not use that term in relation to any interaction we have.â
âIf you wonât get us coffee, can you teach us how to surf?â Marcus continued.
âI already know how to surf.â
âYeah, and you suck at it, Jason.â
âAlright, letâs get back on track,â Deeks called out, pointing to Ericka. âCome up and pick an argument.â
âWhat about,â Marcus said, holding both index fingers in the air. âCoffee and surfing lessons?â
âAnd we are officially out of time.â Deeks paused the alarm on his phone as everyone started frantically packing up. âBe safe, be smart, and please do not friend me on Facebook.â

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Me, walking into my bedroom with my middle nephew: Itâs a little bit messy in here.
Nephew, dismayed: I see that.
Ok, sir.
A/N: Iâm officially on summer break, so Iâm hoping I will have more time to write.
***
Just Know My Heart is Breaking Too, Part 30
âGood morning,â Kensi says, greeting Jared with a smile and a plastic cup and white paper bag. Despite letting Deeks distract her a couple more times this morning, sheâs a little early.
âWhatâs this for?â Jared asks, cautiously accepting both. He peers inside the bag, pulling out a giant apple fritter. One of the few things theyâve shared in common is their love of pastries and Kensiâs not above borrowing from Deeksâ playbook.
âItâs a poor attempt to show of showing my appreciation for your hard work and apologize for being a terrible, cranky partner sometimes,â she explains. âI know itâs not much.â
âOkaaay.â Jared squints at her. âAre you dying?â
âHilarious. Donât make me eat your donut.â
âNo take backs,â Jared says, quickly taking a bite of his fritter before Kensi can make good on her threat.
Kensi chuckles, feeling a hint of wistfulness. She will miss this. Even though she never bonded with Jared in the same way she had with Deeks, heâd been like a younger sibling in many ways.
He swallows his bite down with a mouthful of coffee, then gestures at Kensi. âSo, whatâs going on? Youâre not angry and youâre not annoyed,â Jared observes. He pauses then carefully adds, âIâve notice youâve been in a better mood lately.â
âDamn, Iâve trained you too well,â Kensi laments jokingly. âYouâre right, I have been in a better mood because Iâm actually happy.â She inhales quickly, not certain why sheâs so nervous about telling Jared. Maybe itâs because she knows the final outcome will end with him searching for a new partner. âDeeks and I got back together.â
Jaredâs eyes widen with true surprise. âWhat?â
âYeah, it was kind of unexpected.â With a shrug, Kensi smiles and actually laughs a little. Deeks would absolutely tease her if he could see how giddy just talking about them made her.
âWow,â Jared says, then heâs smiling too. âThatâs amazing. Iâm happy for you, Kensi. And Deeks. Even though I only met him once, he seems like he must be a pretty good guy.â
âHe is,â Kensi agrees. âAnd thanks. Hopefully weâll do it right this time.â
âYou will.â
âWhat makes you so confident?â Kensi wonders.
Jared chuckles and points his fritter at her. âCause if you screw it up again, Nell will probably murder you.â
âYeah, Iâd have to leave the country.â Kensi nods, mostly to herself. âIt will be different this time.â
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A/N: Fatima is cranky, Kilbride is acting weird, and Kensi and Deeks are just glad to be out of the line of fire.
***
*Kensi and Deeks walk into OPS*
Kensi: Hey, howâs it going?
Fatima, sarcastically: Oh, wonderful. If you came for an update, I donât have one yet.
Deeks, sympathetically: Rough day?
Fatima: I mean, I canât find an apartment, so thatâs great. And the Admiral is being weirdly nice and supportive. Almost..fatherly. Which is freaking me out a little.
Kensi, wincing: Yeah, house hunting really sucks. Sorry.
Deeks: Whatâs Kilbride doing?
Fatima, exasperated: Heâs offering me tips and being understanding, but the whole he sounds like heâs in pain.
Deeks, thoughtfully: Maybe heâs been eating gluten again.
Kensi: Baby.
Deeks: Hey, you saw him after you gave him that bagel.
Kensi, shrugging: Thatâs true.
Fatima: Thatâs not really helpful to me.
Deeks, nodding: Right. What about a few drinks at our house? Itâs no Squid and Dagger, but we do have snacks.
Fatima: That might actually help.
Kensi, nudging shoulder: And we can do karaoke.
Fatima: Then Iâm definitely going to need a drink.
A/N: Kensi and Deeks have an unexpected accident.
***
*Kensi and Deeks walk in, more subdued than usual*
Deeks, bangs especially in his eyes: Morning.
Callen, squinting as he notices Deeks has a black eye: What the hell happened to you? You guys left at 8 last night. How did you have time to get into trouble?
Deeks, wincing: You donât want to know.
Kensi, tightly: It was an accident.
Sam, jokingly: Did you and Kensi get a little too rough sparring.
Kensi, immediately: I did not hit him! At least, not on purpose.
Deeks, carefully: The incident was of a moreâŚcarnal nature.
Callen, raising an eyebrow: You mean she hit youâ? *he raises his eyebrows and Deeks confirms with a nod*
Deeks: I should have weaved when she bobbed.
Sam: Well, you canât say you two donât find ways to keep the spark alive.
Kensi, groaning: Someone just kill me.

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A/N: Densi, twins, Callen, and the Callen offspring.
***
Callen, flipping Rebecca on his leg: And the plan does a 360 degree flip before soaring over the trees.
Deeks, smiling: Hey, youâre getting pretty good at that.
Callen: Yeah, it took me a while to figure out that she wasnât going to break.
Rebecca: Gaag.
Callen: You wanna go again?
Caleb, whispering: Daddy, Becca not talking. Whatâs wrong with her?
Deeks, gently: Thereâs nothing wrong with her. Sheâs just still learning how to say words. You didnât used to talk either when you were smaller. You used to be a baby.
Calebâs astonished: No. I not a baby!
Kensi, nodding: Yes, you were, sweetheart. So was Sophia.
Sophia, thinking: But I a big girl baby. I not a little baby.
Caleb: We not babies.
Sophia: Ah-ha. We gonna teach Becca to talk. Câmon, Cayeb.
Callen, as the twins march off together: Should I be concerned?
Kensi: Eh, fifty-fifty odds.
Deeks: It depends on if they come back with any accessories.
I hope Eric Christian Olsen has a fabulous birthday. Iâm always grateful for bringing Marty Deeks to life, being a wonderful person, and being the catalyst for minding many friends and whatever I do here on Tumblr.
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A/N: Iâm glad you enjoyed part one! As usual, Kensi and Deeks are instantly smitten.
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On A Waveâs Edge, Part 2
âDo you have room for another client?â
âWhy?â Deeks asked, now eyeing her warily, though she had a feeling he knew where this was headed.
âI need to get close to Branston Meyers, so youâre going to give me lessons too,â Kensi explained reasonably. Before she even finished speaking, he started shaking his head.
âBranston pays for one-on-one lessons and heâs not gonna like anyone else being there. He likes having all the attention on him.â
âConvince him.â Kensi gave him a playful look. âIâm sure you could be persuasive if you want to.â
âYou have no idea,â Deeks said in a slightly hoarse voice that made Kensiâs stomach swoop pleasantly.
âOr I could always make it an official NCIS order,â Kensi suggested.
âYou, uh, might have better luck with asking nicely. Historically, I donât do well with being forced to do things.â He smirked, the expression slightly mocking and yet Kensi didnât hate it.
âThen, Mr. Deeks, would you please help NCIS catch a serial con artist?â
âIâll see what I can do,â he agreed. His eyes flicked over her. âIs there a number I can reach you at? You know, to let you know when to come.â
âSomeone from my office will be contacting you. We have access to your information,â Kensi said, trying to get things back to a professional tone.
âThat would be concerning new if you werenât a federal agent.â Crossing his arms, he nodded to the row of boards lined up. âDo you have your own equipment? Board, wetsuit, wax, brush.â
âNo,â Kensi admitted. âI can probably borrow what I need.â
Deeks chuckled at that, shaking a couple curls out of his eyes. âYeah, thatâs not going to work. If you want this cover to work, youâre going to need your own equipment.â He studied Kensi for a few moments. âCome the day before the lesson and Iâll get you set up with everything.â
âYou donât have to do that.â
âNo, I donât. But I hate to see a surfer using stuff theyâre not comfortable with. Beside, itâll give you a chance to get acquainted with the shop and make sure youâre ready for your first lesson. Because the last thing you want is to rub your wax in the wrong way.â
âI think I could figure it out,â Kensi said dryly.
âThatâs what everybody thinks. It takes a, uh, a practiced touch. You put too much on and youâll slip right off.â He winked and Kensi couldnât stop her smile in response.
âWell, we canât have that. I guess youâll have to show me all your special tricks.â
âI look forward to it.â His voice dropped again and Kensi realized he was openly flirting with her now and she didnât mind at all. He held her gaze for a few extra seconds, then cleared his throat, and looked away as if pulling himself out of the moment. âI got a group lesson with twelve year olds in about twenty minutes, so you might want to leave before this place is overrun with children.â
âRight.â Kensi nodded quickly, holding out her hand before she could stop herself. Deeks took it after a second, humor in his eyes as he shook it once more. âI appreciate your help.â
âAnytime, Kensi Blye.â
Kensi turned away before she did anything truly embarrassing and exhaled quietly.
âKensi, what did you just do?â Sam demanded in her ear. âThat was completely off script.â
âI have to pivot,â she explained quietly. âI think this actually works better than our original plan.â
âYeah, but did you have to plan a date while you were at it?â Callen asked.
âShut up. Iâm headed back your way.â
âWhat does your surf instructor look like?â Sam asked. âI want to get eyes on him. Make sure he isnât tipping Meyers off.â
âHeâs about six feet tall, curly blonde hair, blue board shorts,â Kensi rattled off, omitting the exact shade of his tan skin and blue eyes from her description. She picked her way around a familyâs large sand castle and moat, trying to hurry, but not catch anyoneâs attention. âHe was the only instructor around, so he shouldnât be hard to find.â
âDefinitely wasnât hard for you to find.â Before Kensi could object to Callenâs comment, he moved. âIâll meet you two back at the SUV and we can head back to the mission.â
Kensi walked down the beach, trying to forget the exact feeling of Marty Deeks hand on hers and his stupidly nice smile. The next few days were going to be rough.
A/N: Inspired by an episode of Castle.
***
*Kensi, Callen, and Nell are in the bullpen and Deeks and Talia are across the room*
Kensi, faintly: She took my coffee.
Callen: What?
Kensi: Talia took my coffee. That Deeks got for me.
Nell, outraged: Youâre joking.
Kensi, visibly shaken: No. Deeks walked in and started to hand me my coffee and she just swooped in and grabbed it. Like some caffeine-addicted vulture.
Callen, raising an eyebrow: Did you just compare Talia to a really ugly, predatory bird?
Nell, soothingly: Itâs gonna be ok. Look, Deeks is back and I donât see Talia around.
Deeks, grimacing: Sorry about that.
Kensi, crossing her arms: She took my coffee, Deeks.
Deeks: You know, Talia. She doesnât really respect boundaries. Here, I got you a new one.
Kensi: Thank you. She better stay out of my way for the rest of the day. *she catches Deeks smiling* What?
Deeks, quickly: Nothing. You just, uh, look happy.
Callen, under his breath: Completely normal partner behavior.

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A/N: I was thinking about how I finished up another AU WIP and this idea came to me, because obviously I need to start another. This one is definitely lighter than some of my recent stories. Hope you enjoy!
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On A Waveâs Edge
Kensi pushed her sunglasses higher on the bridge of her nose, pretending to enjoy the view of the ocean as she looked out onto the beach. She noted the many swimmers, surfers, and sunbathers even as she kept an eye out for their suspect. Branston Meyers.
A former Army Sergeant, Meyers was now the prime suspect for a string of confidence schemes involving young women. Heâd lure them in with fancy meals and trinkets under an alias, then quickly drain their bank accounts. It wasnât the most sophisticated operation, but turned out to be surprisingly effective.
Callen and Sam were somewhere else on the beach, trying to be discreet. Between Callenâs general loner air and Samâs impressive frame, that was a tricky order. Especially since Sam had unequivocally refused to wear trunks. With that in mind, theyâd decided Kensi should take the lead.
Sheâd dressed the part in a short sundress over a bikini. With any luck, it would be enough to grab Meyersâ attention. According to the profile they had, Kensi fit Meyersâ type, which was mid-twenties to early thirties.
Moving along the pier, Kensi headed towards the beach, her feet sinking into the warm sand once she was off the platform.
âKensi, I spotted our guy. Heâs headed your way,â Callen said in her ear.
âGot it,â Kensi muttered. It took a few minutes, but eventually she picked Branston out from the group of similarly dressed men. He had his shoulder length hair pulled up in a man bun, wore black trunks, and carried a bright green surfboard.
Of course he had a man bun, Kensi thought as she moved towards him. Concealing her derision, she sped up, intending to ârunâ into Branston and play the damsel in distress.
At the last second, a group of loud and oblivious teenagers stepped in front of her. It gave Branston just enough time to get ahead of her and
âDammit!â
âKensi?â
âIâm fine,â Kensi assured Sam, weaving to keep Branston in sight. âJust taking a slight detour.â She continued to follow Branston, keeping back enough that he wouldnât realize she was trailing him. Fortunately, he didnât look back a single time.
Meyers kept walking until he reached a small surf shop. He bypassed the shop itself, instead approaching a tall blonde man dressed in a pale blue t-shirt and board shorts. Kensi held back, pretending to examine a set of wind chimes and touristy magnets displayed on a rack near the shopâs entrance while she
The surfer guy was industriously working on a surfboard, but looked up when Branston came into his field of vision.
âHey, Kyle.â Surfer guy brushed his hair back, setting a small tool to the side, crossing his arms over his chest.
Kensi immediately guessed he wasnât Branstonâs biggest fan.
âHey,â Branston replied, nodding to Surfer Guy with a sharp jab of his chin. âAre we good for today?â
âI told you, man, I need to be paid upfront,â he reminded him. He said something else, but a light breeze rattled the wind chimes and Kensi missed it.
âYouâll get your money,â Branston said sharply. âI expect to see you on Wednesday.â
âIâll be here with bells on.â Then Surfer Guy lowered his head again and resumed his work, effectively ending the conversation. Kensi quickly ducked inside the shop before Branston could see her. Sheâd lost her chance for to fake a run-in.
The teenaged employee inside gave her a cursory glance before looking at the phone in his hand again.
âBranston just made some kind of deal with a surfer. Iâm gonna see what he knows,â Kensi informed Callen and Sam under her breath. If the teenager thought it was odd she was talking to herself, he didnât show it. Peering around a display of board wax and brushes, Kensi saw that Branston was several yards in the distance.
Walking back outside, she found the surfer in the same spot, though now he was working on a different board.
âHi, can I help you?â he asked pleasantly. Much more pleasantly than heâd spoken to Branston. He even smiled, his upper lifting crookedly. It was a nice smile that lit up his entire face and extended to his blue eyes.
Kensi cleared her throat. âDo you work here?â
âKind of. Iâm the owner, Marty Deeks.â He gestured to the shop and held his hand out. Kensi took it automatically, her skin heating at his firm grip. âAre you looking to sign up for classes? Maybe a new board?â
âActually, no. Iâm Special Agent Kensi Blye, NCIS,â Kensi said, pulling her wallet from inside her dress. Deeks lifted an eyebrow, but didnât make any comments as he accepted her ID and examined it thoroughly.
Kensi was impressed he took the time since most people just accepted her at her word. Maybe it was another sign heâd been engaging in criminal behavior.
âHello, Agent Kensi Blye. Iâd didnât realize you guys had a beach division,â he commented. âDo I need to call my lawyer?â
âHopefully not. Why were you talking with Branston Meyers?â
Deeks repeated the name, his eyebrow arching, this time in confusion.
âKyle,â Kensi clarified, remembering the name Deeks had used. âItâs one of his aliases.â
âWell, thatâs not a good sign,â Deeks drawled. He settled a hand on one hip. âKyleâBranstonâtakes surfing lessons here. What is he supposed to have done?â
âYou donât seem that surprised by any of this,â Kensi observed.
With a shrug, Deeks exhaled noisily. âHeâs kind of an ass.â
Kensi snorted. âThat sounds about right. Meyers is wanted in connection with a fraud case. Specifically stealing money from young women after pretending to date them.â
âWow. And he canât even manage to pay me a hundred bucks a week for his surfing lessons,â Deeks said. âThatâs awful. Are these women ok?â
âPhysically, yes. Financially and otherwise, not really,â Kensi responded. A plan was starting to form as she talked. She eyed Deeks, trying to see any signs that he was lying to her. âHow often does Branston taken lessons with you?â
âUsually once a week. Sometimes twice.â
âCan you think of any information heâs told you that might be helpful to our investigation?â
âUhâŚâ Deeks scratched his chin. âHe told me he works in finance and almost always manages to slip in comments about his fancy house or luxurious vacations. Honestly, I try to talk to him as little as possible because heâs a smug creep. I just didnât know how much of a creep,â he said, shrugging apologetically.
âHmm. Is he any good? At surfing,â Kensi clarified.
Deeks chuckled. âNo. Heâs one of my worst students, but he thinks heâs amazing. Heâs tried to give me tips a few times.â
âPerfect,â Kensi, smiling when Deeks gave her a confused look. âDo you have room for another client?â
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A/N: Ta-da! I introduce Surfer Deeks.