A/N: A little dialogue drabble set right after Deeks finds out Roberta and Arkady are seeing each other.
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Kensi, reassuring: Baby, I’m sure it’s nothing. You know Roberta is very social and knows a lot of people.
Deeks, obviously worked up: They’ve been having dinner together. How many of her relationships have gone well in the past. It’s a disaster.
Kilbride, frowning: Do I want to know why your mother is a topic of conversation.
Deeks, sighing: Apparently, my dear mother is engaged in a relationship of a romantic nature with Arkady.
Kilbride: They’re dating? You have got to be kidding me.
Deeks, sighing: Believe me, sir, I wish I was.
Kilbride, exasperated: I swear there is not one member of this team who is not personally involved with a Russian.
Kensi, with a little laugh: Hey, at least we know where they are, right?
*Deeks and Kilbride both give her unamused looks*
Deeks: I’m calling my mama.
Kilbride: And I’m pretending I have a normal team.
