i hope the cutie who is reading this will be happy soon

Being on tumblr is not only embarrassing but it also brings you no additional value. In fact, it actively takes away from your worth as an individual. Your ranking is tanking buddy

just found out my entire personality is a trauma response

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

i spend hours daydreaming about fictional things in bed so i can have the energy to get up and daydream about fictional things for the rest of the day

it’s going to be a great year !!! there I said it !

oh penis christ

im just like the grinch but a girl

he ends up loving it and the people of whoville by the end. also his heart swells. sounds like a medical issue i don’t want u to have

gross is there no version where someone just keeps on hating christmas. i have enough medical issues

you’re the abandoned fiancé in all those hallmark christmas movies

big fan of that viral post going around talking about the "bible verse that implies jesus is trans" which is entirely made up and not an actual bible verse. joining the war on misinformation on the side of the misinformation