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WE ALL HAVE VAGINAS IN THIS CAR!!!! Does that tickle your fancy? I hope so, because you're a card and I have lubricating eye drops for all of our anal needs.Need more convincing? I can be savage like a kid in a bounce house and I can promise money filled balloons that you can't touch and frosting like you've never had. And if you're still reading at this point, you're a saint, and I hope you enjoy my humble fandom blog.

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a-meh

thememedaddy

ryanhatesthis

crypticmirrors

i will never not reblog this!

delta-domine

This ground is old…un burdened…sacred…

fantasticcollectorkitten

everyone who sees this must reblog

landmineblogging

god left in 2012

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fucktoyfelix

no u cannot leave this hidden in the tags oh my LORD

mxmollusca

Make sure the bit is body-safe before committing to it

environmental storytelling

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depsidase

apple-bottom-jeansx

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

welcometololaland

anxietyproblem

godshideouscreation

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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

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bigbigbigtruck

hey tumblr go eat shit you gormless little sex hating bitch

rosalarian

A big part of the reason I am terrified by anti-adult-content censorship is that for a lot of people, queer people are inherently adult just by existing. Erasing adult content then erases queer people significantly. We're seeing it not just on the internet, but libraries, too. It's overwhelmingly queer stuff getting flagged. They're trying to erase us completely.

googledocsdyke

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

mostlybats-partiallyrats

How fucking old are you people?

googledocsdyke

normal amount

kunou78

You see, there used to be a time (not all that long ago) when being offline was the default. And going online was the rare and wonderful thing that we (briefly) enjoyed.

It even came with happy modem noises.

derinthescarletpescatarian

They weren't happy noises.

mistakenot4892

They were polite and reasonable noises! The sound of protocol being followed! Negotiation and compromise!

derinthescarletpescatarian

The box would scream

alkatyn

in retrospect we should maybe have taken the unholy screams as a warning

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