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The "little snack"

Band Director: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Flute: ...I did. I broke it.

Band Director: No. No you didn't. Tuba?

Tuba: Don't look at me. Look at Clarinet.

Clarinet: What?! I didn't break it.

Percussion: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Clarinet: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Tuba + Percussion: Suspicious.

Clarinet: No, it's not!

Baritone: If it matters, probably not, but Trumpet was the last one to use it.

Trumpet: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Baritone: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Trumpet: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Baritone!

Flute: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Band Director.

Band Director: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Bassoon: Director... Trombone’s been awfully quiet.

Trombone: rEALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Band Director, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Band Director: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Band Director: