Grandma: Oh dear! You look like you're starving!! Let me make you a little snack!
The "little snack"

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Grandma: Oh dear! You look like you're starving!! Let me make you a little snack!
The "little snack"

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happy easter!!!
3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak

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Why did I think anyone would like this?
Forgetting to practice for a week, then playing your assignment perfectly for your teacher:
[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]
Band Director: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Flute: ...I did. I broke it.
Band Director: No. No you didn't. Tuba?
Tuba: Don't look at me. Look at Clarinet.
Clarinet: What?! I didn't break it.
Percussion: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Clarinet: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Tuba + Percussion: Suspicious.
Clarinet: No, it's not!
Baritone: If it matters, probably not, but Trumpet was the last one to use it.
Trumpet: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Baritone: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Trumpet: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Baritone!
Flute: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Band Director.
Band Director: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Bassoon: Director... Trombone’s been awfully quiet.
Trombone: rEALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Band Director, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Band Director: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Band Director:
Band Director: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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gonna out myself as a clarinetist but holy shit altissimo register is the worst
“oh you’re a musician? are you any good?”

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