stand up comedian who does a lot of jokes about classical music. his name? tim punny

TURN UP THE HARPSICHORD! I CAN'T HEAR THE HARPSICHORDD!

unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind

that is an excellent point. I will consider it deeply as I make little mud replicas of you and kick them to smithereens

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 12/20/2018 12:14:45 AM, it’s that #orchestra takes up too much of my time.

Pour one out for #violas.

Being a singer is so wild because you just meet *the* most random assortment of people through events and such. I’m meeting the guy who wrote all of the music for the barbie movies next year. I met a huge country sober this year. I shared an uber with half of an opera power couple because both of our cars broke down at the same time. I have cryptid shots of myself with celebrities… how did i choose this line of work lol

oh i forgot to mention the time i met a member of the OBC of Come From Away!