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If you guys don’t mind helping me out with an English project I’d appreciate it :)

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Clarinet: no one girl needs that many clothes…

Drums (male): well excuse me I like to look prettay

Clarinet: well I look like a trash can no matter what I wear so I’ll stick to my five year old shirts thank you very much

(As a clarinet with way too many clothes, I’m with the percussionist on this one, sorry guys 😂)

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Tuba: I can breathe through both nose holes today.

Percussion: I think in Kentucky they call that improvement.

…I’ve never been to Kentucky.

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Clarinet: It starts with an ‘E.’

Oboe: Schemes. The ‘E’ is silent.

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French Horn: Live, laugh, love.

Clarinet: Live, laugh, level up.

Bari Sax: Live, laugh, ligma.

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Trumpet: And then we spent history class learning about… idk it was like Polio or something.

Flute: Aren’t you guys learning about Ancient Greece right now?

Clarinet, facepalming: Yes, and today we learned about *Apollo.*

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quotes from my band :D

SUFFOCATE -my band teacher

u gobbled ur flute -percussion

pac man eating an apple bro -that one problem flute

i dont focus on tongues -same percussion

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First day of college concert band today, wish me luck on chair auditions!

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I messed up the Bb scale in my audition, skipped a note

On the easiest scale known to clarinetkind

HOWEVER

I’M STILL A FIRST CLARINET BABYYYYYY

Placements came out yesterday and I must have played that etude like Mozart because ya boy is a first chair clarinet

(There were 9 clarinets, 3 were put on each part)

First day of college concert band today, wish me luck on chair auditions!

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i feel bad for your trombone section… they should play louder.

Don’t feel bad for them they are hooligans worthy of no dog treats

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I just realized this account has a decent amount of followers, so everyone do not despair! School starts again for me soon and I’ll be in band this year lol so there will be new content soon :)

Ok, my Oboe’s name is Michelle, and she is an absolute jerk. She won’t play anything lower than a low E and makes absurd goose noises in the middle of any piece I’m playing. I recently met my old band director from a few years ago, and she asked me if I still sounded like a strangled duck. Michelle and I are offended.

Anyways, how are you?

I’m well!! Tell Michelle I say hello, and just remeber nobody likes the oboe, oboe players most of all :)

Trombone: CLARINET! I NEED YOUR HELP! I—

Clarinet: Is the living room on fire?

Trombone: …No?

Clarinet: Then it’s not an emergency. *hangs up*

Baritone: Well? What did they say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

Trombone: Apparently it’s not an emergency.

Tuba: *being strangled by a demon* WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S NOT AN EMERGENCY?!

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https://youtu.be/QAJ4E6SU7Qs

Want a villain songs from the POV of a dragon? Here you go! Hope you enjoy it 😂

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My new song! Maybe you guys would like it :)

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Percussion: I’m going to have an ANEURYSM.

Clarinet: You need to calm down.

Percussion: I am calming down, that’s why I’m holding you. You make me CALM.

Clarinet: It’s not working.

Percussion: IT TAKES A SECOND.

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Clarinet s: we look like we’re in the military

Clarinet c: we are

Clarinet s: we are?!

Clarinet c: yeah look at the exercises we do in the morning

Clarinet s: oh my god we are

Clarinet c: or a cult

Clarinet s: def a cult

Clarinet c: yeah cult is more likely

I love people figuring out for the first time that we’re a cult

Like it’s not a big leap, but it’s an important one 😂😂😂

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