So the problem with Alex saying that pink pony club is his karaoke song is that it’s simply out of his range. I don’t know his singing range but I have a much higher speaking voice than he does and I get *real* pitchy trying to hit the higher notes. Furthermore, his previous answer was always Angels by Robbie Williams and now that I am listening to it, it bottoms out my range. I doubt his previous karaoke song would be out of range for him, and the rest of this post builds on that postulate.
This leads us to a few options
Assumption: Alex *is* actually singing it as karaoke
1. alex for some reason has a soprano range, in fact he has to have like a 3 octave range
2. alex has a devastating high falsetto
3. alex is taking the melody down one or more octaves
I need video evidence to understand the musicality
4. alex is doing an absolutely piss-poor job and is just screaming the lyrics
Assumption: Alex is not actually singing it in karaoke
Therefore, there must be some reason to choose chappell roan, particularly given masculinity and heterosexist standards of the fia
1. Alex doesnt know that the song is gay as fuck
This could make sense given the whole dropping out of school
I need a hostile interrogation of what he thinks is the hetero explanation of the song
2. Alex is a lesbian ally or is a lesbian
I don’t need any proof of this.
If this is true, do not send me any videos of the performance or interviews or evidence otherwise
3. Alex is homophobic and trying to reclaim the song for the heteros
I need a hostile interrogation of what the fuck is going on there
4. Chappell Roan has some form of dirt on alex and is blackmailing him
at this rate given the shit he says what could it be?
I need either party to hit my line and explain what exactly the dirt is so I can make a judgment
Also, yes I am pretending this race weekend isnt actively happening why do you ask?
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