ITS THE BOOGIEMAN

oscar saying he’s gonna use the april break as an opportunity to do more training… praying for lando who will have to look at his ‘quite big arms’ that will be even bigger now 😔🕊️🫡

the funniest possible ending would be everyone dropping back because of penalties and arvid getting a podium because he never had a pitstop

The f1tv broadcast just threw to George Russell's post-race interview with the segueway "ok, let's hear from Kimi Antonelli's teammate" and like I'm not even a gr63 glazer but holy christ maybe we could use his name

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

you could be pinning me face down on my mattress with my hands behind my back and forcing it inside me. but instead you’re liking my posts. that’s cool, i guess