paris

like not to come on here completely unprompted at 3am local time but out of every dragon age protagonist, the warden fighting the actual apocalypse with a crew they ordered on fivver included, the inquisitor has to be the one with the most comically absurd tale out of the three. absolute buffoonery of events. you walk into a big corpo meeting after the pope got blown up by a blonde nurse and accidentally happen to grab some guy’s super magically spicy ball and suddenly you’re jesus’s spokesperon. also the bald dude in your camp will fucking steal your loot a week later because he’s an old god. the spicy ball was his. insane

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

I love how the game tries to convince you that the First Warden is so unreasonable and annoying and a pisser when Rook talks to everyone like a flat earther. Like going up to your county sheriff and saying "hold all your calls. We need to focus on the real problem: Zeus and Aphrodite from Greek Mythology are in the White House and they have the nuclear missile codes" it's a wonder he didn't just kill them on the spot