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WHO WANTS SOME MORE WINGED SIDES??
(This is kind of a continuation/same universe as this pic!)
-First: More white winged Virgil
-Virgil hates his wings
-theyâre too bright and it makes it super hard to blend in and go unnoticed
-plus, itâs impossible to hide when the dark sides have been messing with him- theyâll usually get stuff like ink and mud on his wings that he then has to struggle to clean before one of the others sees (blood takes forever to wash out)
-sometimes Virgil will act like heâs mad, but his wings will unconsciously curl around him like a shield and thatâs how the others can tell that heâs not actually mad, heâs just scared
-Virgil is the only one who doesnât wear a halter top because bare arms/shoulders?? HELL NO
-Then thereâs Patton!!
-Patton LOVES his wings
-they are soft and warm and he loves to wrap himself and the others into the coziest bat hugs <3
-he likes to hang upside down on banisters but he tries to only do it when Virgilâs not around cause it always gives the poor kid a heart attack
-Logan has hummingbird wings!
-no itâs not blatant favoritism shut up
-heâs always eating jars of crofterâs cause his wings use so much energy he just really needs the sugar
-he will hover around anyone/thing that catches his interest and just kind of flit around while he thinks
-Roman and Virgil complain about him being a literal helicopter parent, constantly fluttering over their shoulders and hassling them about their self care
-last but certainly not least, is our boi Roman
-Roman has a love/hate relationship with his dragonfly wings
-on the one hand, he 100% believes and will tell anyone that will listen (and anyone who wont) that he has the most beautiful wings of the sides- they are iridescent and he is full rainbow ALL the time
-but
-his wings are fragile
-as sides, they all heal way faster than humans, but none of them are sure what would happen if one of them lost a wing- would it grow back or just heal over? Roman is terrified of finding out
-whenever he goes adventuring he keeps his wings carefully wrapped up beneath his armor
-no one, not even the other sides, absolutely no one, is allowed to touch Romanâs wings
(I actually really like Roman and Loganâs designs, so I probably will go back and finish their drawings later. Also, I have a design for Deceit, but Iâm not finished yet so Iâll post it separately later)
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I know thatâs boring but thatâs my 7th image so yeah. At least you get to see a catto though right??
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ADHD things that NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT
-Getting frustrated at not being able to do something you want in the way you want it
-feeling so so tired and drained all the time
-getting overstimulated and not knowing what to do with yourself
-having so much noise in your head that you cant turn down or force away
-people complaining how loud or soft you talk and you cant explain that you have a hard time controlling it
-having a really hard time making friends and keeping them
-you can never find something that interests you for more than a week
-executive dysfunction is something that almost never goes away
-having days so bad you cannot get anything done or done well
-feeling so angry for seemingly no reason
-you cant get to sleep easily and staying asleep is even harder
-being the last person to finish a project almost all the time
-when you do find a special interest, youre made fun of for it so you lose interest
-Always forgetting things and coming across and uncaring
-justâŠthe way people see you in general
-youâre really smart! Too bad you cant find a good way to exhibit your talents in a way that actually makes sense to you
-you have to be doing something else to pay attention (ex: drawing, fidgeting, etc etc)
-when theres too many people talking its so overwhelming
Theres more butâŠ. Feel free to add it yourself if you can think of more
-When your friends are having a conversation and you want to join in but canât find an opening to talk about the thing you wanted to
-Having too many options for something to do so you have no clue what you should do so you do nothing
-Having your own system of organization that makes no sense to anyone else but you know exactly where everything is
-The constant urge to buy every single thing that looks interesting
-Listening to the little bits of noise when it is silent
-Getting hyperfixated on one little point in your vision (a light, a small hole in the wall, a ceiling fan, etc.)
-The urge to collect everything
Those are just a few I thought of
Logan: no more toxic thoughts in 2018
Patton: no more toxic friendships in 2018
Roman: no more toxic relationships in 2018
Virgil: only âToxicâ by Britney Spears in 2018
Thomas: are you all oka-
All: N o

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Behind Closed Doors (Quiet Tears Fall)
Summary:Â The sides get into an argument, and each goes off into their own room to try and deal with the fallout.Â
Word count:Â 1,820
Warnings:Â Yelling, arguing, slamming doors, crying, emotional turmoil, general angst. Authorâs notes at the end!Â
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âI canât take this anymore! You act like everything is going to turn out perfect, when itâs NOT!âÂ
âYou donât know that!!! We might actually have a chance for things to be good if you let us take risks once and a while, but NO, youâre just too-âÂ
âIâm too what??? Go ahead, say it!âÂ
âWould you two stop this senseless bickering? Objectively, it is getting us nowhere, we should be-âÂ
âOH YES, itâs all about objectivity with you, isnât it! Always so detached. Has it ever occured to you that it isnât so easy for the rest of us to be cold and calculating?âÂ
âExcuse me? Iâm detached? At least I have a grasp of reality!âÂ
âGuys, please, just stop! Weâre all tired, letâs just take a break, we can watch some movies or-âÂ
âOh yes, because that is an adequate solution. A cutesy, cuddly movie night, that will certainly solve all our problems.âÂ
âLeave him alone, heâs only trying to help!âÂ
âSince when do you care about anything remotely helpful?âÂ
âI ALWAYS CARE!âÂ
âSTOP IT, JUST STOP IT!âÂ
âItâs no use, this conversation is too emotional to be of any-âÂ
âWHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EMOTIONS?âÂ
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As a fander, I have been thinking a lot about a certain one of Thomasâs vine characters. And itâs surprisingly not about Sleep, or any of the others we all know and love. Itâs this dude!
Yeah! Crime Fighter dude! Iâm pretty sure this character has been in the same amount of vines as Sleep, and yet doesnât have a fandom name even though heâs been around longer. I just got so over emotional about that!
This dude has an epic personality. I mean you can just see it in his face!
I meanâŠhow do you think he feels when Sleep enters our minds as an amazing new vine character when we had this dude all along!?
Heâd probably be right there to deck Sleep in this face and say âGet outta my spotlight.â
This face is amazing. I canât get over it. JustâŠgive some love to the crime fighter dude for petes sakes. Thisâll be his appreciation post. He wants your attention tooâŠ
Gotta double check when itâs not 1 in the morning but
Isnât this the guy that moves really slow?
My brain that doesnât know how to escape sides and figments: Heâs slow but he packs a punch later
Me: So?
My brain: He is procrastination
Omg I love it. Thank you
idk what about like, Chris? proCHRIStination idk just ignore me :P
Nate? ProcrastiNATEtion.Â
@insanelycoolish just yes. My dream has been to have a side with a pun name you have fulfilled my dreams thank you.
Hahaha right? :D
Procrastination Sanders, welcome to the famILY
Nate âProcrastinationâ Sanders. :D
I love him so much already!!! #Nate4Procrastination (im cringe)
I vote we call him Nate. Iâm gonna go draw my dude doing some badass shit.
I support him
Yay for Procrastination Sanders!
I tried
Dramatic Switch
Pairing: Forming Platonic Prinxiety
Prompt:Anxiety & Prince wake up with their clothing swapped, but they canât change so have to film a video as eachother.
This is a fic for @daymeetsnight for the Sanders Sides fic exchange! I got it done just in time, and it turned out WAY longer than I expected (2935 words), and angstier than planned, but I really hope you like it.Â
âWhat the hell?! Give me back my hoodie!â
âHow dare you disgrace my royal sash! Hand it over!â
Both were more than happy to comply, but couldnât seem to get the otherâs garments off. This left Virgil in Romanâs royal attire, and Princey as an emo nightmare. They, of course, panicked.
âWe are to film a video today, and Thomas will be summoning us any minute!â The royal exclaimed in all his dramatics, âI am a Prince! I cannot possibly allow my subjects to see me looking like I just stepped out of Dead, Goth, &Beyond!â
âYeah, âcause I totally want to look like I just mugged Prince Charming,â Virgil rolled his eyes at the prince as he crossed his arms. âSo Sir Creativity, what do we do? I have an image to maintain.â
âRoman!â Thomasâs voice suddenly echoed through the mind palace.
âGah!â Roman resisted the call as they started panicking more. âOh! Um⊠Oh! Quickly, switch places with me! We will simply act like each other, and no one will know!â
Virgil opened his mouth to point out how stupid he thought this idea was, but as Thomas called again, he groaned and switched places with Roman before popping into Thomasâs living room.
âHeâs lucky I read the scripts to death,â Virgil thought as he struck Romanâs signature entering pose.
âHello, common folk! Did you miss me?â The commonly dark trait grinned with a flourish.
âRoman, what took so long?â Thomas whispered.
âMy apologies. You see, I was caught up in an epic battle with the Dragon Witch and lost track of time.â Virgil thought up as he pretended to fight some unseen beast.
This seemed to be Princey enough for the others as Logan rolled his eyes, Thomas nodded, and Patton grinned.
âAw! Way to go Kiddo!â The Dad beamed.
Virgil felt absolutely ridiculous performing the action, but as everyone accepted the lie and continued on with the video, his smile became a little more genuine.
Being part of Thomas, he enjoyed acting just like the others, but if any of them truly knew him, theyâd know his passion could rival the very royal he was playing. Thatâs why he always made Thomas so nervous before a performance. He, more than anyone, understood how much they were all truly capable of, andâwhile he sometimes insisted with things that there was no point in tryingâacting was not one of these things, and he wanted Thomas to truly give nothing but his absolute all, even if it was just an audition. If his presence didnât cause Thomas anxiety, heâd probably be right there on stage with him and Princey.
Acting also allowed the dark trait to be someone else. He didnât have to be âthe embodiment of a dark and stormy nightâ as Roman once phrased it. He could be free. So as they continued the video, thatâs exactly what he was. Free. He played the part of roman with everything he had. Arguing with Logan, encouraging Thomas, and not so subtly degrading Patton; he didnât enjoy the last part nearly as much but a role was a role, and for once in his existence, the confidence he gave off was real.
Anxiety loved every second of playing the dramatic, overly confident Prince as he threw out another vague reference with a smirk. Every second that is, until the real Princey popped up to play him, and shoot down âhisâ idea.
Virgil gave Princeyâs sassy retort without missing a beat or the barely concealed look of impressed surprise the royal gave him as he responded. He hid his blush, and continued on as though nothing had happened, but as filming went on, Virgil began to notice Princey acting strange.
Being the anxious trait, part of his job was to analyze everything in an instant, and though Roman played him flawlessly, Virgil still almost broke character to frown. As far as Virgil could tell, none of the others had noticed, but the real Prince looked like he was trying to hide the fact that he was in physical pain even as he rolled his eyes as Anxiety.
âWhatâs wrong with him?â Virge wondered as they continued to play each other so no one would know they were stuck in each otherâs clothes.
He started to become actually worried, however, when he noticed Romanâs bangs becoming slowly limper as they dampened with sweat. This was when Anx knew this had to end soon, and used the influence he apparently held as Prince to start trying to get the video to move along faster with more one take shots.
It seemed to work, and in no time, Thomas declared them done and they gave their final words before sinking out one by one so Thomas could start editing, and  everyone dispersed back to their rooms once back in the mind palace.
Roman tried to use this to escape to his room as well, but Virgil had sunk out before him so was waiting for him outside the currently emo royalâs room.
âWhatâs wrong? You look more like death than I usually do,â Virgil immediately questioned the prince.
Said prince tried to hide a wince at being found out that, of course, didnât go unnoticed by Virgil, even as the royal smirked. âWhatever are you talking about?â
âOne of my roles as Thomasâs Anxiety is to analyze everything to death to prevent Thomas from making mistakes. Everything includes people so Thomas doesnât make social blunders. The whole video, you looked like you were in physical pain, and half-way through, you started sweating like there was a great strain on you. What. Is. Wrong?â The dark trait asked with punctuation to each word of the original question to show Princey wasnât avoiding it.
It was at this point Roman knew he lost. âCan we go in my room for this? I donât want to worry the other two if they hear,â Roman sighed as he went in his room before the other could answer.
This confused Virgil, but he followed Roman into the Broadway meets Disney tornado version of Thomasâs house with a shrug.
âJeez, you really do have 101 Disney posters donât you? I was just kidding when I said that, but I canât believe it was true.â He gave a half-laugh as he sat on the couch.
âDisney is no joking matter!â Princey huffed, back to his usual dramatics now that he was in the safety of his own room. He appeared more at ease almost immediately.
âSo what happened between the times we were in the commons to the time you popped up?â Virgil asked bluntly, feeling the âentering someone elseâs spaceâ formalities had been met sufficiently enough.
Roman sighed extra dramatically, âAnxi-my apologies- Virgil, what do I represent?â
The question confused the darker trait, but he responded none the less, âThomasâs ego, romance, love of the theatre, creativity, and his obsession with Disney?â
âWhat is another name for theatre?â Roman prompted.
âDrama,â Virgil answered without hesitation.
âExactly! Virgil, I am Thomasâs theatrics. I am the literal embodiment of drama!â he posed. âYou on the other hand,â he pointed to Anxiety, âare even less dramatic than Logan.â
âYeah, but what does that have to do with you being in pain?â Virgil asked, already having an idea, but wanting confirmation.
âUuuuugh! Being a Drama King is part of my job! It becomes physically painful to not be my fabulous self!â Roman sighed with a hair flip as though it was the most tragic thing on Earth. âItâs not just an attention thing you know? Though I deserve to have all eyes on moi.â
Virgil sat in silence for a moment, mulling over what he just learned. âWhy did you suggest we switch then if you knew it would hurt so much?â
Roman raised an eyebrow, âVirgil, have I ever once, in the entire time you have known me, not been dramatic?â
âYou had no clue it would hurt.â
âNone at all,â the royal confirmed with a wave of his hand. âThe closest I have come to feeling that was when I was apologizing to you, but we were all panicking so I figured it was that.â
âI see,â Virgil nodded. He had been about to call Roman a dolt for not knowing something so important but merely hid his own wince, blaming himself slightly now.
âYes, but like a true actor,â Prince boasted proudly, âI worked through the pain to put on a stunning performance of our very own Boy Glummer that fooled everyone.â
Virge just rolled his eyes, âPlease, your eye roll game was weak.â
Roman huffed, about to retort before he smirked instead, âYes, I can admit that I could use some practice playing a dark prince. Maybe you could give me some pointers. You seemed to be enjoying yourself out there playing me.â
Anx turned scarlet almost immediately, and wished more than anything that he had his foundation back to hide it. âShut up,â he snapped, âI have no clue what you are talking about.â
âOh really?â The prince continued to smirk, enjoying the otherâs reaction, âBecause you could have fooled me you were me.â
Virgil tried hiding in the collar of the royal shirt he was still wearing, wanting his hoodie, âI didnât want them to find outâŠâ
Roman smiled lightly now, âVirgil, calling Logan âMy Chemical Reactionâ wasnât in the script. Iâm actually extremely disappointed it hasnât been before.â
âImprov,â Virge mumbled, trying to sink into the couch now, unable to handle the compliments.
The royal sighed dramatically again as he sat on the couch with the darker, âVirgil, Iâm not teasing you now. That was truly amazing. Why did you not tell us you could act?â
âI am part of Thomas, technically we can all actâŠâ
âI highly doubt the glasses duo could act like that. You were completely unrecognizable as Virgil. Why hide such talent?â Roman pushed, truly impressed.
Virgil sighed, âTo avoid this,â gesturing between the two of them. âTo use theatre terms, your tragic flaw is you physically cannot not be dramatic. Mine is that I cannot handle praise. The fact that your room seems to boost confidence is probably the only reason I am not having a self-deprecating panic attack,â he admitted, hiding in his knees and awaiting the backlash.
Roman frowned, âBy jones, thatâs horrible!â embracing the other on an instinct to protect the vulnerable. âPatton compliments you all the time! Why did you never say anything?â
ââŠIt does feel how itâs supposed to at firstâŠnice that isâŠ, but later, when I get back to my room, the room and my own brain start picking it apart and putting me back in my place. Thatâs why I enjoyed the acting. I was someone other than me.â
Princeyâs heart broke hearing the revelation, and subconsciously held him closer, âOh VirgilâŠwhat about now? What happened just now?â He asked this, but honestly he was afraid to hear an answer he was sure he already knew.
Virgil looked up at Roman for a second with an expression that confirmed his suspicions as he caught sight of the wetness in his eyes before he looked down again.
ââŠđ”You think you do the right thing, but incidentally You find the whole world prefer it differently~đ”â
Virgil sang quietly as Romanâs heart slowly sank more and more, âđ”I never wanted to be the bad guyđ”â he finished for the other. âYou still donât trust me.â Roman sighed, honestly hurt, but understanding why.
âIâm trying,â Virgil sighed, âbut you spent so long insulting and making fun of me, itâs difficult. That apology was the first honestly nice thing you said to me you know? Thatâs why the panic set in so fast afterwards because the room was trying to decide if it was a lie or not and it caused an Anxiety Dump. Even now Iâm still trying to accept it because my head keeps pointing out that it was scripted. Since it hurt though, I guess now I know it was real.â Another sigh. âWhen Logan praises me, thereâs no anxiety because Lo finds lying an illogical waste of time and only gives his honest opinion. Patton is nice to everyone, so there is some anxiety over whether itâs true, but ultimately he is Morality and lying is wrong. You on the other hand, what do you have to gain from lying to someone like me? Every compliment youâve ever given me has always been backhanded. Even this conversation started with you trying to tease me! âŠSo yeah, Iâm trying to start trusting you, but itâs hard.â
Virgil let all of this out with the confidence of the room acting as his backbone before he returned to sitting silently. As the silence stretched, however, Virgil tried looking up at the prince, but was cut short as Princey gathered him uncomfortably close and hid his face the anxious sideâs shoulder. The darker immediately started squirming, of course, uncomfortable and startled. âHey! Whatâs the big i-â Thatâs when he felt it through the thinner fabric of the princeâs shirt that he was wearing. Roman was crying.
âI am so sorry Virgil. I honestly just assumed it was our normal banter. I never thought to consider your side of thi- no, that is no excuse. I am a prince after all. I should have considered the feelings of all of my subjects, and that includes you Virgil. Especially after your video. Good God, I am horrible. I have been making an effort to call you by your proper name since you decided to trust us with it, but I still cannot do something as simple as be nice to you. For the love of Disney, I reacted to our current situation with accusing you of disgracing my sash when in truth, I am irritated that you look better in it than I do! Now I learn what I assumed was harmless and playful banter would have sent you into an attack. Virgil I am so truly sorry. You are amazing, and an amazing actor on top of it. I can promise that with complete sincerity. That performance was astounding, and you should be proud of yourself. Not even the Sherlock and Watson impersonators could tell it wasnât me, and to assure you I am speaking from my heart with no dramatics, I can literally say that it would indeed kill me to compliment you at this point, so please know that only about half the stuff I have said since the âThe Dark Side of Disneyâ video, and absolutely nothing since your video was ever meant to hurt you. I would clichĂ©ly ask if you could ever forgive me, but I would not blame you if you never could. I am so sorry Virgil, but know that you are wonderful, and deserve so much better than how you have been treated. You should never need to feel like you need to be anyone but you.â
Virgil sat frozen in absolute shock as he tried to gather his thoughts. Slowly he hugged Roman back and sighed, âRoman, self-deprecating remember? Anything you said, I had already thought a hundred and one times before. I was never actually upset with you. I was mad at myself that you were right. Donât apologize for nothing. Iâll probably always think like thisâŠ, but thank you. I wasnât trying to blame you at all. It just came out that way. I just wanted you to know why it will be a while before I donât internally cringe at any praise from youâŠCan you please stop crying now? I seriously am not worth crying over.â He mumbled awkwardly.
Prince glared at him now, âVirgil Sanders, just stop it,â Roman warned with his inner Patton coming out. âYou are too worth it. You will always be worth it, and from now on, it will be my lifeâs mission to make sure you know it! And if you ever truly need to be someone else for a while to cope, you now have full access to my costume room.â Roman, decided, producing a skeleton key for said closet that he forced into Virgilâs grasp. âJust please know how much you are loved,â he whispered.
Virgil stared at Princey wide-eyed as he blushed. Roman quickly followed suit as he realized what he just said, âBy all of us, of course!â He clarified quickly, face the color of his sash as he covered it with is hands.
Virgil gave the prince one of his rare genuine smiles, and buried his face in Romanâs chest as he hugged him. âThank you, Roman. Thank youâŠAfter hearing thatâŠ.I think it will be easier now.â
Roman grinned as he hugged the dark prince back without hesitation. âOf course, Virgil. We really do love you,â he smiled, petting the otherâs hair.
Virgil made a happy noise that honestly almost sounded like a happy kitten as they stayed like that for a while, taking in their new fragile alliance until Virge thought of something. âHey, Roman?â
âYes, dark prince?â
Virgil smiled at that one. âSo you think I look better than you in this get up?â
Roman groaned. âWe were having such a nice moment!â He exclaimed, back to his dramatics as Virgil cackled next to him. He smiled despite himself; he was just glad to see the other happy. âHe truly is wonderful, and I will happily spend the rest of my life making sure he knows it every day.â
With this vow in place, Roman finally caved and joined Virgil in his laughter, mismatched clothes all but forgotten.
Father Goals!
So we went to go get ice cream at a place called ye old fashioned. As we were leaving this father and daughter were leaving as well. The girl was like 7 or 8, They then went over to a two person bike and he helped her put her helmet on. They both got on and rode off. He rode with her to get ice cream!!! Thatâs so cute! If you donât do this weâre not meant to be.
So it bothers me how people automatically assume rats are mice cuz apparently mice are adorable and rats are horrid disgusting creatures so I made this meme đ

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What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like âlike whereâs your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thingâ
Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because heâs supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.
Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.
âPotter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcererâs Stone?â
âI used a fucking net.â
âHow did you get past the dragon?â
Harry shines a little red light on the wall âworks on cats, why not a dragonâ
âHow did you get through the hedge maze?â
âWeed-b-gone, itâs like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there againâ
Itâs the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potterâs life once and for all whenâŠ.
Originally posted by filmpictures
Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.
This is how I imagine all the modern day muggleborns solve their problems, like theyâre having a hard time with herbology, so they just head over to the room of requirement think âI really need a place where my damn cell phone is going to workâ and the room makes it happen, then they go in, and call their gran and be like âhey can you send me like, a standard gardening kit? Thanks granâ they get it, and like all the various muggle science made things make herbology loads easier. A muggleborn kid decides they want to help Madame pomfrey in the hospital wing, and they notice she has to brew these really complex potions to help students with like, colds or allergies or whatever, they just write home and be like âhey, dad, can you send me like, 3 boxes of NyQuil and Claritin? Thanksâ and then they show Madame pomfrey how the muggles fix illness.
a group of muggleborns all over the world start teaching the pure bloods at their various schools about the Internet and suddenly there are a bunch of Reddit threads called shit like r/potions and r/transfiguration where theyâre all helping each other figure out how to do their homework and r/hogwartssecrets where they all start finding ways to screw with the stairs and create new secret passages and a special wizard version of ratemyprofessor pops up.
a small group of muggleborns who went home for Christmas all got those little BB-8 droids for Christmas and then used magic to make them sentient and repainted them to be unique and now thereâs a bunch of witches and wizards walking around hogwarts with ball droid familiars
I suggest Harry Potter and the Methods of rationality tbh
i suggest harry potter and the methods of rationality
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The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
So.... I just recently saw Pewdiepieâs Meme review on the stolen bike meme, where he also reviewed the loss meme.... this happened....Â
Please forgive me for I have sinned...Â

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