Portami Via

Why did you have to draw in the O and P

to distract everyone from the W

take me back to constantinople where the cons are stant and the nopes are nople

no you can't go back to constantinople, been a long time gone, the stants and the noples

Wow, I knew they weren't in "every African country", but I didn't realize just how restricted their range was

Good teachers don't mind saying "I don't know" or that they need to look it up and will get back to you.

Yo

how come cats look outside and start vibrating their little mouths so much and so quick while sounding like they are printing copies from a fax machine. why do birds do that to them.

My cat when she sees a bird: ..-. .-.. -.– / .. -. / – -.– / – — ..- - ….

being a girl and hitting puberty is so traumatic. you go from being a genderless little free thing to being hit with shaving and makeup and growing breasts and skincare and menstruation and suddenly being sexualised when like a few years ago you could take your shirt off to play in the stream and trade yugioh cards with the boys and come home covered in mud and not even think about it. and then you spend years hating being a girl and hating everything puberty did to you and wishing you could be a boy or be completely genderless again and it takes you Many years to come to terms with yourself Or you simply try to Lean In to everything and do makeup tutorials on YouTube and claim it’s for fun. like how can this be treated as normal

me at a museum- (gazing at a random item of mundane life) what was the name of the person who made you? what songs did they sing? what jokes did they tell? what was their favorite food? did they ever marry their sweetheart? who remembered them when they died?

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

oh mg god this post somehow got better

I will never not reblog this little cutie

This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.

Thinking about how little girls will go to an event and immediately locate another little girl to become best friends with for the rest of the day. Remembering best friendships that lasted only for the afternoon at the pool, or the cookout, or the week-long camping trip, or the wedding reception. They were short and sweet, but even decades later I can still remember them 💗

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

...Oh

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

This is the most intellectual drag I’ve ever read.