Lewis Hamilton Is The Only Man Ever

Formula 1 but it’s only the drivers that I like:

It’s the way I explained to my spanish-speaking, non english-speaking mother what happened with the Ollie Bearman messages and even though there is no distinction between “buying him” and “buying it” in our mother tongue she immediately got that his fuckass “joke” was a reference to buying slaves.

Me arriving at Milton Keynes to rip the #1 off Verstappen’s car:

I want to thank Lando Norris and congratulate him for a generational hate watch.

Wait but I thought Max is mama duck and Kimi is his little duckling who follows him everywhere because he love him so much? I thought that’s his uwu son who looks up to him and sees him as a grid dad?

Oh I KNOW that is not Mr. “I have three teammates who must bow down to me” and his team insinuating that Kimi Antonelli pulled over to let Lando through when he has the aforementioned teammates plus Fernando “my zip code is Verstappen’s asshole” Alonso backing him up and letting him through any chance they get.

Lewis fans watching Lando and Oscar fans realise the FIA will do anything in their power to help That Man win a championship:

https://x.com/simplelelovely/status/1988628703878754412?s=46

And Lewis never faced all this criticism and racism in the sport either wish he’d stop acting like a victim wah wah

Back here to spread my anti victim!Max propaganda because people on twitter are being annoying and saying he was soooo mistreated by the older drivers and that’s why he’s an uwu perfect momma duck to the rookies and not only is that cringe it’s a straight up lie.