cut it out

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL

reblog if youre not a noob (must not be a noob to reblog this)

Legos of all your favorite superheroes, A new Blink-182 album, Pokémon:Go and a new Power Rangers movie… We’re living every 90’s kids dream version of “Where do you see the world in 15 years”.

Depression has really taken away all these years from me where I should have been going out with friends, having fun, falling in love, travel the world. Instead I was always at home, crying myself to sleep, self-harming and hating myself. I don’t know what to do with my life anymore. It feels like I’ll never have friends or a family…I will probably be alone forever

ummmmmmmmm???? this looks super cool

“It’s Raining Men,” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor,” are about the same event, but wildly different perspectives.

Laughing is so fucking weird. You just stare at the other person with your mouth wide open making ridiculous sounds and sometimes you can’t stop.