HOP OFF MY DICKKKK!!! wait get back on i miss you

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

cutting a glory hole in the fourth wall

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose

to every animal that's ever gone extinct i love you

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday