Vulture Elixir

Oh my god I love this. This is so beautiful and wonderful

Explain

now calling people ‘spaghetti’ or ‘spinach’ depending on how well they do under pressure

Ahhhhhhhhh it’s a great day to mean nothing to anyone

I just feel like there could be steps you take before this one

Oh really?? Name one step, I’ll wait

i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny

@kitthemisfit

hingus bingus rave

I am not the same person I was 1 movie ago

my 4 year old: *hands her sister a blueberry* here. A baked bean for you.

i love that 17th century jewish poltergeist story where the family living in the haunted house calls a catholic priest for help before they contact a rabbi, because yeah, i think that would be my call too; id be like, oh? a demon in my house speaking latin and drawing inverted crosses on my wall in sulfuric bile? then without even questioning my faith i’d call up the catholic church and be like yo father, one of your boys loose come get him