Random Ramblings

The first kid to come up with the excuse that their dog ate their homework must’ve felt really smart.

Memes are one of the most sincere forms of artistic and human expression, because they aren’t made for profit or recognition.

I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone.

I almost snorted tea into my nose from laughing at this.

this was a worthy interruption of the nothing i was doing

This was a worthy interruption of the work I was doing.

This is a worthy interruption of the pain day I’ve been having.

When we’re young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we’re old, we sneak out of parties to go home.

Some people are less social butterflies and more social moths; they come out at night and are drawn to bright shiny things that are bad for them.

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever spent an hour looking for a song that you only remember one lyric from and then finally finding it