[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

I need to get laid (starts running

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

i am EVIL!!! no I don’t want to join your found family please go away,,

I’m literally pointing a death lazer at you

*sobs*

stop asking about my dad

The opening to deadpool 2 where 9 to 5 is playing while he murders everyone only instead its starscream assassinating the Senate