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i have never heard anyone not sing that one line in little lion man by mumford and sons with absolute relish like everyone really enjoys just shouting you really fucked it up this time and i dont blame them

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”

adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself

the demon that controls my body says we have to watch bob burgers for five hours today and that demon is me

I like how this is phrased as if Hozier is some rando

I want this on my tombstone

all butches and studs and gnc women need your love and support and appreciation, not just the ones you find attractive ok

wtf y’all how could nobody remind me

please stop trying to sell me weed over tumblr

In this house we respect the Fullmetal Alchemist and his younger brother, the angry child in the red coat

despite what u may think naruto IS actually vaccinated..i had to use a blowgun but i got him