live like a king, die like an animal

*christ dies on the cross* Um.. okay. That just happened. Awkwarrrrd...

when you start thinking about sports as an expression of nationalism you can never unthink it. explain why people are acting like whether spain or argentina has better politics will determine who will win or who you should cheer for. the thing that will determine who will win is which group of men is better at playing a game.

The idea that I'm gonna go start spending the big bucks on comic books because they took down readcomiconline is like assuming that revoking my driver's license would convince me to finally purchase a helicopter.

truly life is one great beautiful tapestry

Look I think it is commendable to write a book. That takes work no matter what. But man are there some bad ones out there.

the lion does not concern himself with what his art looks like when the canvas is flipped

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

it’s really not.

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them