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a leap of faith !

They make me physically ill

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troublepunk-ldn

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

scottishcommune

nohaijiachi

I am consistently delighted by @justcakethanks eridian welcoming committee comics, and I *HAD* to do something with their template lmfao, I love these little guys!!!

goodieprocter

I spent almost an entire work shift drawing this tooth-rotting fluff

featuring the Eridian Welcoming Committee courtesy of @justcakethanks

justcakethanks

Okay this is just on another level. I'm not crying IT'S JUST RAINING. ON MY FACE.

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raccoonmilf

When I was in cotillion in middle school and it was time to pick dance partners I used to make the boys stand up and then sit back down if they were too tall because it would throw off my ability to win the dance competitions if they were not my exact height (which meant I could more easily control them) and while I don’t feel bad about that specifically, it does still keep me up at night thinking about how I 100% told multiple tall guys “no, you’re built wrong. Sit back down.”

But also, all these guys were super well off southern white boys and were also very smug about their height, and that was probably the only time in their life they had been humbled that badly, so maybe I was doing a public service. Who knows.

zoesupreme

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

transmechanicus

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

vmprblood

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

transmechanicus

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

alatarielqueen

hamlet-the-them

This is what shows up in my head every time Adrian (THE ROCK-LIKE EXTRATERRESTRIAL) is being referred to as she/her, despite none of the canon material suggesting any connection between them and the human concept of gender. Shout-out to all the Bugs Bunny cross dressing I saw as a kid, but genuinely, please stop.

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dragon-in-a-fez

people really will just stroll into a conversation about the dehumanising way our society treats children and start their argument with "I work with dogs, which is like working with children and makes my opinion worth listening to"

body-knows-best

I’m having a meltdown. When I was 9 years old I read an article in a magazine called Backyard Adventures about how this antelope, the saiga, was on the verge of extinction. I enlisted the help of my best friend and launched a fundraising campaign called Save the Saigas. We sold lemonade, had bake sales, sold belongings, yelled at strangers as they passed in their cars. Our parents were able to match the money we made. Our school helped. It wasn’t much, it didn’t save them, but it helped the organization at least a little bit.

Y’all. The saigas have been saved. A little piece of my passionate child heart that has seemed hopelessly lost and endlessly disappointed for a long time feels so soothed. Maybe it’s not all hopeless. Maybe our efforts aren’t a complete waste. Maybe we keep trying and actually hope for the best.

segamascott

communist-hatsunemiku

"drug tests are good and keep people from coming to work impaired" is right up there with "cops catch bad guys"

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

literally knew people who's bosses would leverage threats of drug tests to get them to do very dangerous work without proper safety gear, knowing that they'd fail any drug tests because they give them shift schedules that would be unsustainable without stimulants

for-the-sake-of-fuck

Somewhat related: Did you know that fentanyl can’t be absorbed through your skin like the old wive’s tale of it being absorbed through a cop’s leather glove? What most likely happened is some dumb cop took drugs he took off a dealer and snorted turbo heroin that hadn’t been diluted to a safe dosage yet, and instantly overdosed like that scene in Pulp Fiction. A year or two ago the local county Medical Director got in a public pissing match with a Chief of Police for pointing that out when another dumb cop passed out during a drug bust.

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thehumantrampoline

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

luckyladylily

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

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