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itâs literally considered inhumane to deny our worst criminals food and shelter but yâall wanna figure out if our homeless and impoverished population âdeservesâ it likeÂ
child molesters are gettinâ three hots and a cot on your tax dollars and thatâs fine but the starving single mother and her children down the street should just work harder bc god forbid your taxes go to them?
fuck yâall seriously
HERE YA GO
Trying to communicate with HOH patients
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, thatâs the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesnât involved you getting eaten.Â
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and heâd just lie with them and sleep among them and theyâd rub against him and chirp at him theyâre big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reasonâs theyâre going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, theyâll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So whatâd they do? They gave the cheetahâs their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

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and yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groomâs bride is aÂ
Is this the kids bop version
depressed kids in the media: I donât wanna go to therapy! I donât need help! Iâm not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapistâs office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie weâve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful
actual parents of depressed kids: look i get youâre sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didnât you go to school today, whatâs wrong with you, youâre such a burden on this family.
Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*
My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing Iâve ever heard.
Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also Iâm prescribing you 500 different medicines
My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so letâs try taking a nap
My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know youâd love.
Therapist in media: serious face the whole time
My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*
therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, âIâm afraid I havenât [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]â
my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???
my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance⌠youâre my padawan now
Actual things my therapist has told me:
âYouâre bassicly a glorified sad lizard.â (It makes sense with context)
âDamn girl you need to get your shit together.â
âGo home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isnât bleach or memes.â
Iâll add more tomorrow after I see her again.
This is making me feel really good about seeing my therapist. Good job, Tumblr!
Therapists in media: does using cursewords translate the anger in you
My therapist: for the love of god, just say fuck
Me watching my patient get tackled by security after misbehaving, after I told them security would come if they didnât stop misbehaving
Hello darkness, my old friendâŚÂ (via heIdbyhes)

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This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
IâM STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Letâs all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
Please donât forget that he followed this up with âCall Disney if you donât believe me. They have the original long form version.â
Barack Obama was GIFT to the White House Correspondentsâ Dinner.
honestly âiâll do whatever you wantâ âthen perishâ is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and itâs from some bizarre âhewwoâ obama rp
And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said âviolence for violence is the rule of beastsâ like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him
my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said âto become god is the loneliest achievement of them allâ and put it out and walked into the mist and iâve never fucking forgotten that
Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obamaâs wisdom
Youâre a different human being to everybody you meet.
Chuck Palahniuk (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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i.. couldnât⌠stop .. watching⌠omgâŚ
âreal sparklingâ
she is tired
I love her
stop believing that you ran out of time to shape yourself into who you want to be! stop believing that its ruined! stop believing you donât have potential! you are not a fixed being! you have endless opportunities to grow.